That's right. After an unpredictable loss in the 2000 presidential election(and after spending the last two years trying to find where monkey ran off to), I am starting my presidential campaign early, so I can get a head start.
As president I vow to use more popcorn makers in the topic of biological warfare and bring the Hamburglar to justice!!!!
I now wish to bring up some old campaign ads of mine
Impressed? I'm sure you are. If you wish to send a donation, please round it up to the next $10,000 to make everything nice and neat, please. Thank you.
Ransac, cpa trash man
As president I vow to use more popcorn makers in the topic of biological warfare and bring the Hamburglar to justice!!!!
I now wish to bring up some old campaign ads of mine
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for change. A change that let's the people be heard, when you cast your ballot for the presidential election in less than one month. Who will the people's choice be? Bush, with his inability to speak english? Or Gore, who the shear thought of him makes our eyelids close. No. The people have spoken, and the people's choice is: Ransac. Ransac, with his debonair and street smarts. Ransac, with his ability to cause peace in countries that don't get cable. Ransac, with a great choice of monkey fetish web pages.
So, when you cast your ballot, remember to vote for Ransac.............or you will go to hell.
Ransac...........who else?
Ransac/Monkey 2000
Why not just vote for Ransac? With his panache, good looks, and ability to kiss babies, He's MY choice to run the country. He has already promised to raise minimum wages and has a plan for the National Debt. Yes, Ransac. He's the one. he won't leave in the rain without an umbrella, or at least some galoshes. And who cares if his running mate is a 1-foot tall, 37 pound chimp? I sure don't.
Ransac, vote for him, or no more popsicles
Impressed? I'm sure you are. If you wish to send a donation, please round it up to the next $10,000 to make everything nice and neat, please. Thank you.
Ransac, cpa trash man