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Yup, you only have a few days until the Dual Lands rotate out of Extended. How are you coping with the soon to be lost? I know that I'm dancing like a fiddle because, instead of collecting dual lands, I've been collecting pain lands. Now that I got 4 of each of them and that the dual lands are...

Hey, theorgg. Can you give me a hand? *Theorgg picks up Ransac and hurls him towards Almindhra.* THANKS!!!!! *Ransac crashes into the stage right in front of Mindy to ask her a random question.* Ransac, cpa trash man

sh-sh-share? My chocolate? *Ransac picks up train and powerslams him.* NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I apologize for my absence from the show. The answer, incorrigibly, is B. Question 6: Why wombats and not pigs? A: Pigs smell funny, but wombats smell flatulent B: Pigs don't get +2/+2 for each enchantment given to them C: Pigs are only good for bacon, ribs, and the occasional movie...

Sorry for the lack of replies, I was out of town, yesterday. *Ransac runs over to theorgg.* Don't beat up on train.........too much. As long as I retain funniest, no one will be plotsoled. Yeah, you heard me: plotsoled. Ransac, cpa trash man

GREAT NEWS!!!!!!! Um, I WAS going to send Kai a get well soon card with chocolate for consolation, but this will do wuite splendid. .....which leaves me with some chocalate to devour. :):):):):):) Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac notices rkoelsch flying towards Apollo and decides to take action.* TIME TO UTILIZE MY SPECIAL REPORTER POWERS!!!!!! *A lead rabbit appears in Ransac's hand and he throws it at rkoelsch, knocking him unconscious and out of Apollo's way.* I'm also the (wildlife)gaming commissioner...

*MikeyMike, getting from his seat to walk to the stage, trips over the body of Ransac, who tripped over some corndogs on his way to MikeyMike. Ransac then asks MikeyMike a random question and sends him on his way.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac meets rkoelsch on the way to accept his award and asks him a random question.* Ransac, cpa trash man

That's wierd. Most like the father, but least like the daughter. Ransac, cpa trash man

Sixth Set Azreal, the Soulmaster 1B Creature-Creep Legend CPA ~this~ is unblockable 4BBB: ~this~ gains +8/+6 until end of turn 1/1 Bob 1WB Creature-Cleric Legend CPA Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bob Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a -1/-1 counter on target CPA 2/2 Box of Xarvox 2...

1st Set: ****(PROMO)**** K9Archmage, Ransac's wicked apprentice Artifact Creature-Clockwork Beast Legend 6 When K9Archmage comes into play, tap all land target opponent controls. During that players upkeep, tap all of the opponents creatures, lands, or artifacts, whichever that player has more...

Does anybody else want a Ransaced card of themselves? I have but only two people so far. Lotus Mox Zero T. Katama I have plenty of space left. Ransac, cpa trash man

1 Gerrard #2 Orim #3 Karn #4 Hanna #6 Volrath #7 Oracle #8 Takara #9 Urza #10 Selenia #11 Starke #12 Mirri #13 Vhati #14 Lyna #15 Tahngarth #16 Eladamri #17 Greven #18 Squee #19 Crovax DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm second least...

I hope that they don't make him change it to non-enemy colors. Ransac, cpa trash man

When someone tries to mug you, and you try to retaliate by saying "Counterspell". Ransac, cpa trash man

You are plue because, since Jigglypuff is pick, I had to find a color that suited you and, through your omnipotent knowledge of magic in the rules question area, I chose blue to suit you. Ransac, cpa trash man

Gizmo's girlfriend on my lap................just kidding, Gizmo! :D FenixTX (recently broken up) "Abba Zabba" Ransac, cpa trash man

FINISHED!!!!!!!! Azreal, the Soulmaster 1B Creature-Creep Legend CPA ~this~ is unblockable 4BBB: ~this~ gains +8/+6 until end of turn 1/1 Bob 1WB Creature-Cleric Legend CPA Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bob Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a -1/-1 counter on target CPA 2/2 Box of Xarvox...

it's the *pop!* that you hear when something goes *pop!* :D Ransac, cpa trash man