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*The jellyfish bounces harmlessly off of Ransac's pillow fort, however the impact knocks the fort down.* Bastard. *Ransac launches his goat in the direction of mythosx.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks into the battle arena and dusts off his trusty Lead Rabbit.* It's been a while, but I would like to have yet another Off-Topic Battle. The location: Here, where else The Time: As soon as you get here The Stipulation: Bringing back an old favorite of mine.... ........A...

*Ransac reaches into his pockets and pulls out........... A LEAD RABBIT!!!!!!!!! With it, he promptly bludgeons Vanity Smurf into pulp.* HELP FIGHT THE EVIL!!!!!!! JOIN THE CAUSE!!!!!! WORK FOR CHEESE!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I recieved some spam in my e-mail account here at cpa-mail.net from goku@cpa-mail.net. I'm assuming that it was from our little friend from way back when, but it was an advertisement for online degrees. I looked at the mailing list and saw that Ura and I were the only two people that was...

YAY! Ransac, cpa trash man P.S. My prices have lowered: 4 cents/monkey!!

How DARE you research my history and post it on these forums for all.......I mean, I have no idea who this could be. Ransac, cpa trash man

In response to train's question's: why dont i pull off the costume of Sefro??? Because you lack the testicular fortitude to do so. That, or you are allergic to beeswax. So what would you do if cereal companies threatened to stop distributing monkeys in their boxes? Declare war on Post...

Mana Leak beat Mana Lapse out by ~ 65%/35%. How can people think that that card is better. I usually don't complain about stuff like this, because it's usually R&D that strips out better cards to level the game. But, when put in our hands, even WE can't get it right and pick the card that can...

Not if I don't wear them on a regular basis! *Shameless plug for "Most likely to post while naked" hopeful for this year's CPA Notables.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wonders now if he was actually wearing the "invisible" pants at all or if he just forgot to wear them.* Ransac, cpa trash man

http://www.mana-burn.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=86&st=0 Addtionally, I wish to say that not only do I represent the CPA, but it's wrestling affliation, the CPW(which I the current champion of). I will kick your nuts so fast, you will say "Man! You kicked my nuts really fast!" Ransac, cpa...

*Ransac is bummed and depressed over no one commenting on his blatant plug for his campaign. That and the fact that Monkey just threw poo at him.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks in wearing a homeless sign. Apparently he lost his loft in the CPA and is forced to beg.* Can I live at your place? Oh, and Qelcome! *Ransac is waiting to get sued.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I've worn "invisible" pants before. Got 5 days in the slammer for it, too. I don't recommend it. Especially if you wear the "invisible underwear, too. Ransac, cpa trash man

Turtle. They have ninja skills. Frogs or Toads? Ransac, cpa trash man

As a music major, I'll take any money(I recently even wrestled a friend for eleven cents that we found on the ground) While we're on the "X" subject, what does the term "X-Division" mean to you? Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransac, CPA Trash Man 4GG Creature- Politically Assinine Legend Whenever Ransac, CPA Trash Man comes into play, you may search your library, graveyard, and hand for a creature card and put it into play. If you control any creature has the creature type Monkey(s), Gorilla(s), or Ape(s), Ransac...

Now, if anyone here chooses Mana Leak over Memory Lapse, you are going to find a shoe mysteriously occupying your Rear Crevice. *Ransac eyes all of the CPA. The CPA hen promptly beats him down with watermelons on strings.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wonders if he can use this technology to vote for himself several times in the presidential election.* All signs point to..........yes. And I will. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

It doesn't prove a thing. He could be a robot, or even a canadian, created by the government to get our hopes up with false pretenses of accomplishment!!!!!!!! Oh, and vote Ransac/Monkey in 2004. Ransac, cpa trash man