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*Ransac runs through the smurf's next line of defense and shatter's Hard-Core Liberal Smurf's skull with the lead rabbit. Just to be impartial, Ransac steps on Right-Wing Smurf and grinds his remains into the ground.* Vote Ransac/Monkey 2004!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

After not winning an award last year, I have triumphantly bounced back to claim my third year of winning three awards!!!!!!!! Life is good. *Ransac decides to take this moment to tap dance the flamingo. Sixteen-thousand, three-hundred ninety-six midgets run up and pummel him to get him to stop...

poop and a shoop-a-doop. Vote Ransac/Monkey 2004.... or you will all die. Ransac, cpa trash ma

A: Well, they do...... until they hit the freezing cold ground. Then, they get really small and almost concave within themselves. *cricket chirp* too much info? Ransac, cpa trash man

poopscicle VOTE RANSAC/MONKEY 2004 Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac proudly accepts his award in the only appropriate manner for this topic: clad in a brand new, custom-made blue suede suit, decked from head to toe with matching accessories and a girl in each arm. Moments later, Ransac awakens from this fantasy and realizes that he is on stage shaking...

*Ransac, back from spectacularly performing in Mozart's "Cosi Fan Tutte" is thrilled to hear that he has regain some status in the Spammer world.* I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! Ransac, Nightstalkers' bodyguard

...his subconscious. Interestingly enough, Jimbot and all this was just part of a dream, dreamt by a... Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac finally snaps to and triumphantly retreats to the backstage area, preparing to interview those that win awards.... then steal the awards from them.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is already there, mainly due to the fact that he never left it last year, after failing to capture a single Notable, let alone the 2 back to back sets of 3 he had won before. Ransac is still wearing the same penguin suit, rocking back and forth muttering "they'll call my name next...

And don't you forget it!!!!! Vote Ransac/Monkey 2004! Ransac, cpa trash man

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I have set a goal for myself.... ...out of the six teams in our league, I WILL make top 8 this year. Ransac, cpa trash man

.... because my shows have turned into crap. JBL is still the Smackdown champion, and even worse, HHH won the World Title from Randy Orton last night. I haven't watched Raw in about two or three months, but after hearing the Randy Orton was the champ, I was looking forward to next month when my...

NO!!!!! HE IS THE DEVIL SPAWN BROUGHT FORTH TO US BY ORGG!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SMITE HIM NOW OR FACE TERRIBLE RETRIBUTION IN THE FORM OF MAN-EATING BISCUITS!!!!!!!! *An intern hands Ransac a piece of paper. Ransac reads it* My bad, it seems there was a typo. Actually, it states here that he is...

*Ransac sidesteps and avoids being hit by the building.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac puts on a steel boot and tells everybody that just spoke about Pokemon to get in a line so that he may K.I.L.L. them.* Ransac, cpa trash man

And I would have been mad at you for losing your room, as I am the one that prepares them. Do you know how long it takes to put your name on your door?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ransac, cpa trash man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac falls to his knees and coughs.* Ransac, cpa trash man