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Hey! I remember that guy! Didn't I use to turn his clothes black and 18 sizes too small? Ransac, cpa trash man

Answering Sefro's Questions: You think these will stop reporters? Yes, I do. You want to stop them in their tracks? That's kinda the point. Do you really wanna? Hmm, since you put it THAT way.......absolutely. Ransac, cpa trash man

It must be store-brand. Any kind of cereal, except for Raisin Brand. Ransac, cpa trash man

Find one in the bottom of your cereal box. If you ask it nicely, it will fling poo. It you don't ask it nicely, it will vote libertarian. Ransac, cpa trash man

That's right! This election, instead of just yammering on about my dashingly goods looks and debonair, I'm going to give the public a chance to ask me questions about what I plan to do in office. Any questions are worthwhile and WILL be answered. *Monkey flings poos at some oncoming...

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Ransac/Monkey Campaign is going to give it another go. Why support one of these old bastards when you could vote for the historically craziest member of the CPA and a primate as your presidential team. Together, we would fill the country of Iraq with parmesan...

*Ransac would appreciate it if you didn't use the pole, thank you very much.* *Ransac hits train over the head with a bronze rabbit* I miss doing that. *Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone else is wearing black clothing 18 sizes too small.* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

On the "CPA Message Boards" front page, scroll down to the bottom of the screen and there will be a link entitled "Log Out" near the lower right hand corner. I help when I can Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac sheds a tear, seeing his old friends celebrating his birthday for him.* Today hasn't been all that great, so far. I have a research paper due on friday(rough draft due tomorrow), an exam tomorrow, and three finals on saturday. Oh, and I've been sick, too(though I rarely let being sick...

I'm a vocal performance major at my school. I'm currently cast to be in the fall production of "Cosi Fan Tutte" by Mozart. We have to learn it in Italian. This will be my first foreign language production. Ransac, cpa trash man

School, opera, school, no internet, school, no magic, school, fraternity stuff, SUMMER school, and more school. yeah, I've still pretty much given up magic. Haven't bought any Mirrodin block cards, except for 4 Grim Reminders when Mirrodin first came out. I'm still crazy, but I'm on the...

Big, Old, Stinky Sock 4 Artifact-Equipment Equipped creature gains protection from creatures and can not be targeted by any card with at least one nose in it's artwork. If any opponent targets this card with a can of "Tough-Actin' Tinactin", destroy equipped creature and that opponent gains...

Quoted by Mastershake: {MTG News, the home of stupid traders, bad decks, idioc newbies, and abusive mods...} Hmm, well I think that should be errata'd to state this: MTG News, the home of stupid traders, bad decks, idiotic newbies, abusive mods, trash man, wanna-be wrestlers, and...

It's been a while since I posted here, but since my current stomping grounds are going under, I'm probably going to move back in. And my wrestling fed may follow. I probably still won't post that much, didn't post much on MTGNEWS.com expect for my clan and the wrestling fed. But, perhaps I...

I listen to.........well, myself nowadays. Gotta keep studying previous tapes of me so that I can improve. On a side note, I passed my level today. There are 4 levels of vocal performance in my school and passing one is like reaching the next grade in high school. Only three people in my...

Happy Birthday, Bro! Don't watch too much anime. You'll rot your teeth. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is looking for the next Mad Dog Rant, but it apparently has gone off to pee on a fire hydrant(or at least a midget dressed like one.)* Ransac, cpa trash man

I never thought this day would come, but I've finally begun the path to quit Magic, for good. Yesterday, I gave all of my Magic cards(except for a few decks) to my brother, PrinceRXI. This decision came after not having been competitively playing since I went to college and not having played...

*Ransac finds it amazing that people actually voted for him this year, even with his lack of posting.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac tries to hang himself after not repeating the Funniest award again, but the spaghetti noodle proves to no be an appropriate noose.* Ransac, cpa trash man