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My vote goes to Pikachus. Ransac, cpa trash man

When is the draft day? Will it be a live online draft(please, yes:D)? Ransac, cpa trash man

Once you are elected - will there be a BYOF&T party?! (Bring your own fruits and termites) No. We have opted for a more traditional FYOP party (Fling Your Own Poop). Will you introduce legislation that makes it legal to fondle strangers in public - for purposes of social grooming - or dining...

What is your stand on the importing and exporting of monkeys in wooden crates or steel cages? Is this the best way to "move" these items? Believe it or not, monkeys are very comfortable traveling in these cage accomodations. To live out this experience, that how I travel throughtout my...

I believe that we can expand our content, but the main focus should remain the same. It's a well known fact that our members dabble in more than just Magic: The Gathering. Additionally, we could attract more members to our site. However, I will personally K.I.L.L. (Kick In the Little Lumps)...

What is your position on the slang terminology of being a "Monkey's Uncle"? We stand firm that this "slang" is often used as an act of racism. Therefore, under my campaign, anyone caught using this term shall be sentenced to death........ by nematoads. Also, do you think that one of the...

*Ransac snaps his fingers and all animals (and enemies) are now wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small. Additionally, all of the animals fall out of the sky and run to get refitted.* I love doing that Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is hit in the head with a random armadillo and determines that it was Prince RXI that launched it at him. Ransac launches an all-out assault on him: 3 Cows, 2 Horses, 5 Chickens, 15 Pigs, and 243 eggs.* Ransac, cpa trash man

What do you think of Peter Gabriels tune, "Shock the Monkey"? This song promotes deplorable violence and Peter Gabriels must be shot. I'm sure that I will hate it even more after I listen to it. Along those lines, is spanking a monkey a just form of punishment for the species? I have only...

what is your current stand on the global giraffe federation's view that they need more room for their members than monkeys do? We are well aware that the GGF has members that are larger than other members. However, if you look at the total revenue that they have accumulated via fundraisers and...

*Ransac tosses a block of cheddar at Doombringer and spins to thwak Attention-Deficet Smurf with his lead rabbit, cracking it in the process.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac picks up a rooster and catapults it towards the cow, popping it and splattering milk across the plains.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac launches his gaggle of geese at Prince RXI, but before they hit, they begin flying safely away from the battlefield. Unfortunately, they fly into the direct path of the Ostrich and both parties are scorched, causing fried poultry to rain from the heavens.* mmm. Fried..... *Ransac is...

Are you insinuating something. I am NOT a pedaphile if that's what you mean. I mean, huh? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Farmer Bob runs out and calls a foul on Izaryo.* The chain gun is not a catapult-type weapon that launches farm animals. Two demerits and a slap on the behind. *Farmer Bob slaps Izaryo's backside, who looks quite puzzled. Meanwhile, mythosx has been hit with the flying goat as Ransac reloads...

Do you plan to implement Cheese Whiz technology as a delivery method? ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!! Cheese Whiz is the future and the future is now.... which makes the future the present, and the present is SO five minutes ago. Man, I'm behind. Are you going to dress up smaller femal monkeys as Monica...

*Ransac eats some bacon and nails Prince RXI with a direct from from a flying cow.* *Meanwhile, the goat is still on it's way to mythosx. Goats aren't very aerodynamic.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac welcomes his brother back by giving him a wedgie!!!!!* Ransac, cpa trash man

DAMMIT!!!!! HOW COME YOU GUYS ALWAYS FIND OUT ABOUT MY STUPID MIST....... I mean, what idiots. *Ransac plots against the world.* Ransac, cpa trash man

YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man