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*Ransac plans to be full while the Cowboys decimate whoever they are playing.* Ransac, cpa trash man

..., which unfortunately turned into months. The magazine was pornographic in nature, just very dirty. Captain Britain was doing all he could to clean the magazine so that he may... Ransac, cpa trash man

Gentlemen......and the two ladies that frequent this site, I am pleased to announce that I have won the primaries to run on the Primate ticket again. You see, the primate primaries take place almost immediately after the previous election, so as to ensure that everyone knows who the candidate...

No, but they couldn't talk that well, seeing that after about five minutes of help I proceeded to cut out their tongues. Then, I deficated on them. *Ransac smiles very eerily.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is absolutely appalled with Duke's claim and runs off to seek psychiatric help.* ...........no Duke. I am not gay. Ransac, cpa trash man

Killer Joe: Tabasco is right. Baritones are included in men. orgg: How dare you degrade my talents by using such a deragatory slur. My Baritone ego has been ripped into shreds. Oversoul: Yes. Yes. and Yes. Ransac, cpa trash man

Because they look up to 'N Sync as their idols. Because their large vocal range is disproportionate to their brain size, which explains their nazi-oink tactics of viiolent behaviors. Because they care more about their clothing than whether people like them or not. Because whenever a choir is...

Detention after school. :( Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac uses his super-human strength (read as: paid some strong guy to do it for him) to bend his lead rabbit into a boomerang and tosses it at Oversoul, knocking him down. Ransac casually walks up to the crying infidel and retrieves the roll that is rightfully his.* I'll be taking this now...

*Suddenly, the Gods of Gaming decide to punish Ransac with cruel irony. The Toilet Paper cocoon starts glowing and Evolves into ButterRansacFree.* Damn Pokemon gods. *Ransac commits suicide by flying into a nearby BugZapper, only to reappear unharmed and depokemonified, with his lives count...

*Ransac grabs his abdomen and falls to his knees.* *cough* *Ransac picks up the rabbit and asks "Why did you forsake me?"* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac throws mayo on the kobolds, disentigrating them in the process.* Heh-heh. Ransac, cpa trash man

... and leprechans waiting to add to their candy collection... Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac ponders that last statement while scratching his rear.* *Ransac continues to scratch his rear.* *Ransac curses the name of Oversoul and proceeds to perform an old trick of his (fans of classic Ransac battles, read on!). Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and the universe is inverted. The...

Bird, of course! Flipping, preferrably! Okay. Hot Dogs or Briefs? Ransac, cpa trash man

Belly Dancer. *woo-hoo!* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac reads the typo from his previous post and berates himself. That is, until he notices that Oversoul is unconscious. Ransac grabs the toilet paper roll and excuses himself to the restroom.* *two-and-a-half minutes pass* *Ransac emerges with a victorious smile and parades around, not...

...but suddenly hatches an ingenious plot to rip it away from him. Ransac poops his pants.* ha-HA!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac then pounces on top of the woozy Oversoul, forces him to the ground, and sits directly on his head.* The smell will go ahead if you hand me the roll!!!!!! Ransac, cpa...

mythosx: It's a lead statuette of a rabbit used for bludgeoning. *Ransac sees Oversoul charging at him furiously. Ransac is at a loss for words. The finger snapping has always incapacitated his opponents (due to the pain from tightness in the left ball-sack area) long enough for Ransac to do...