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I can't justify asking for Magic Cards as gifts anymore when I could ask for things that I need (a.k.a. Money for school/books, clothes, sheet music, nice clothes, etc). And my parents already take care of my car insurance. Clarifying: This school year will be the first year that I try to...

*Ironically, only Ransac's Big toes are pansies as the rest are ready and willing to fight. In fact, all of Ransac's toes leap off of his foot and charge towards Oversoul for an attack.* Oh, yeah! And this!! *Ransac casts Overrun on his toes, giving all of them +3/+3.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes, indeed. Far too many to take into account. Is Christopher Walken YOUR "Weapon of Choice"? Ransac, cpa trash man

incontinuity Ransac, cpa trash man

*As Ransac's other big toe leaves, Ransac realizes that this has gone on far enough. He claps his hands and Oversoul is now in a Chicken Suit seated in............... THE FARM ANIMAL CATAPULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Have a nice flight! *Ransac pulls the lever.........*...

Because Zoidberg smelled a rotten sandwich in his pocket! Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! However, you realized that he's been mispelling EVERYTHING even more poorly than you anticipated. Turns out everything he types is another link to a gay porn/virus inducing website. You become so upset at this that you start going into a rage over how sick a mind this person has. While...

Me no likely spendy money on gameys much no more. Gotsta pay for billsys and musicsys and tuitionsys and booksys and foodsys and........ well, you get the point. Ransac, cpa trash man

"X-Men are weak compared to you" we tell Doom. His ego and pride will cloud his brain and he will mistake Train for every member of the Fantastic Four. Ransac, cpa trash man

A thermos full of phlegm. With that in mind, shaken or stirred?

Egypt Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! However, they fill all of the booster packs will Fallen Empires and Homelands cards to scale back costs. Everybody quits the game............and a meteor falls on you. :D I wish that the Ransac/Monkey 2008 campaign wins the USA presidential election in a landslide victory!

*Ransac's right big toe in insulted and leaves.* oooooooKay? *Ransac pulls a pig out of his pocket and throws it at Oversoul. It explodes on impact.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! While walking down the street, a car chase is in progress. A mobster tosses is wallet out of the car and it lands in front of you. After pulling $1000 out of it, you notice that the chase has ended as quickly as it began and that the mobster is now coming back for his wallet. During the...

*Being very bored, Ransac walks into a room of fellow CPA members. He proposes a random battle for no reason. He starts by throwing the first punch..... at himself.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! Unfortunately, 7,000 new posts on the new "How to tap your bone flute" thread, including several flame posts by Istanbul and irrelevant comments by yours truly, cause the server to crash. This causes several CPA members to commit suicide. You, on the other hand, are found alive and...

I've been called TOO over-easy that......oh. Scrambled. Was it the Walnut or the apricot that burned down your village? Ransac, cpa trash man

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Medieval Fairy Tale, if you ask me! Ransac, cpa trash man

Bus! Ransac, cpa trash man