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-------------Not part of the story. Just read through this and decided to commit thread necromancy--------- Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is hit with the full force of the kick, distracted by the fact that Oversoul willing made himself naked. Ransac is now unconscious for the time being.* Ransac, cpa trash man

.......damn you....... Ransac, cpa trash man

Really now! Get him! Quick! Ransac, cpa trash man

Starving Ransac, cpa trash man

No. I haven't made one yet, and I don't think anyone else will. Why is it that a leopard can't change it's spots? Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! The book in question has now become "One Fish, Two Fish" and your classmates are enjoying themselves with this fine read. Unfortunately, during class, everyone simultaneously gets a deep paper cut on their wrists from opening their books and blood overflows the room, which you...

Plenty, if you managed to defeat Mr. Train! Ransac, cpa trash man

famine Ransac, cpa trash man

It's supposed to be, just like my finger snapping ability. Have you seen my previous cards? Some sucks, some rule. But, they're pretty accurate descriptions of what they represent, mostly CPA members. Ransac, cpa trash man

Been a while since I've made any CPA member cards, but I'll start again.... with ME! Ransac, cpa trash man 2U Creature- Maniac Legend BBB,T: Tap target creature. This creature does not untap for the next 18 turns. He really likes to snap his fingers. 1/3 18 turns? 18 TURNS...

Granted. Everyone wears chainmail everything. Socks, hats, pants, underwear. This leads to horrible rust stains on everyone's body. That leads to tetenus (LOCK JAW!!!!!). Word gets spread that you are the one that wished for the "better" clothing and you are chased out of town by an angry...

Not to mention the possibilities of sponsorships!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Oops. Why is it always a lead RABBIT? Ransac, cpa trash man

spoils Ransac, cpa trash man

7/8 isn't too hard. Just sub-divide it into 2-2-3. One-two-one-two-ONE-two-three.

*Ransac just stares at orgg.* Hmm... no more "treat" oriented creatures. *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody but him is wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small.* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

Looks like a good plan Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac activates his shelkin brownie with it's uncanny ability to do....... NOTHING USEFUL!!!!!!!!!! Ransac hurts from the bruises and calls back his toes.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. a meteor lands on you, but only crushes the lower half of your body. You try to call for help, but meteor gas vents out of one side and chokes you, prohibiting your ability to talk. You lay helpless for several days, wondering when it will all end and hoping it will be be soon. A few...