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Some completely different. Who can blow their nose the longest? Ransac, cpa trash man

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Count me in. I've gotta get some self-esteem back this time. Last year, I was in four leagues. Made it to the championship game in all of them (I didn't in our league), and LOST THE FINALS IN ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm taking the championship this year. IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! RANSAC'S...

*Ransac successfully clobbers Oversoul over the head with the lead rabbit.* Continue your attack, my toe-lings!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Just how do you plan to do that? Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. This ends horribly, NOT because your trollspawn would revolt against his parents and kill them. Quite the opposite. The trollspawn becomes a loyal child and eventually kills anything that you ask it to (lawyers, debt collectors, etc). Unfortunately, a meteor lands on him and one of his...

The psychologists didn't give ME a straight answer. Shall we move on? Ransac, cpa trash man

Proctology Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac manages to convince his new big toe not to run off by giving him a contract extention 'til 2010 worth $23 million, including a 12.3 million signing bonus. The Bie Toe stays and whumps on Oversoul as best he can.* Damn free agents. *Ransac pulls out his lead rabbit and attempts to smack...

Hopefully, we'll find a way to contain them both. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! You are drawn and quartered by four horses, afterwhich your private parts are mounted on Nightstalker's wall as a trophy, while theorgg makes a new breechcloth out of the rest of you. I wish that nothing tasted like chicken! Ransac, cpa trash man

You don't REALLY have to ask. DOES he really have to ask? Ransac, cpa trash man

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore Ransac, cpa trash man

roflmao!!!!! Oh God, that's great! Ransac, cpa trash man

I was WONDERING why I didn't get a birthday thread this year. Your baby shares his birthday with mine!!!!!!! Congratuations, Big Daddy Spidey!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at the shards of glass protruding his skin.* Well crap. I know that gifts can be something you don't need, but I find it easier on myself financially to just ask for something that I won't have to spend money on later. Ransac, cpa trash man

FIEND OF ALL SORTS, that Evan_d is!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! After two shows, you're show gets cancelled for incorrectly depicting Arab-Americans in a horrible stereotype. Any trace of the show gets burned, the animators get shot..........and in your last episode aired, a meteor lands on you. I wish that everytime I picked the winner of a...

Fried Snake (ha! same answer in two threads!) What's your favorite flavor at the Lima Bean Shack? Ransac, cpa trash man

fried snake Ransac, cpa trash man