I even tried shenanigans with linking using my own name to something of mine (I think it was a Livejournal page or something) in an attempt to Google-bomb myself at one point, but it didn't work. Maybe some day...
All you need to do is become more accomplished in life. Become a famous actor or run for president. That would probably do the trick.
Back to the game...
McGill aims his bidet (or both, who knows) at the steel toad and turns it on. It's a hit. The steel toad is now warm and wet and covered in sand. It's like a day at the beach.
Sophia grabs Ward and McGill, but either can't get off the ground because she's only got one wing or can't pick them both up because one of her arms is a wing. It's all very confusing.
The warm wet sandy steel toad fires another steel amphi-beam at the floundering party, but the shot goes wide and smacks into a tree.
Just then...
Two foot soldiers come around the wall to see the fighting going on. Upon spotting the animated toad, they keep their distance behind him.
One of the foot soldiers inside the compound decides to be bold and hops over the outer wall, landing on the ground near the front gate. He gathers up the letters that flew off during Sophia's transformation from a granite gargoyle to an angel and rearranges them to form A GORY TIGER. The tiger immediately mauls the foot soldier and then starts chewing on his head.
Meanwhile...
Melkor's Ghost, Pete, and Pikachu, being satisfied with their search of the large building, exit and start traveling toward the hut. They see one of the foot soldiers hop over the gate, then hear a roar and a scream in terror. Six other foot soldiers are still milling around just inside the gate, with a seventh standing on a ladder looking over the wall.
