Things CPAers would NEVER say...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Shiro, Time Devourer, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    DUke: I don't strictly hate the U.S. but...

    Me in character: Screw the rainforest! Burn the trees! Burn them all, Muhahhaha!!!

    Me: Yawgmoth, let's be buddies.

    EricBess: Kids?! I hate those little rascals!

    Spiderman: STFU!!!

    theorgg: *takes out something small out of his breechcloth*
  2. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Train: Baby got back... aww yeah... hunh!
    (about floral spuzzem)

    Ok, Ok, I'm done with train, j/k, ;)

    Hmm...
    TomB: I am the Lizard King and I can do anything. (however Morrison said it...)
    Ed Sullivan: Effective immediately I'm closing the CPA because I need bandwidth for porn.
    (No offense, seriously. :D Please don't.)
  3. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    I have not said I was Dead Sexy since you told me not to on IM. So there. But of course, I am Dead Sexy.

    (You can have your thread back now.)
  4. Killer Joe Active Member

    Almindhra: "I'm playing the part of Cinderella in the musical"

    DUke: singing..."Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends...." j/k

    Yellowjacket: I hate Blue/Green Decks!
  5. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I don't think I would say this 'cause I don't even know what it stands for :confused: (I'm so dopey...)
  6. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Shut the ____ up!...
  7. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Oooooooh. Thanks.
  8. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    The only place I've ever seen that abbreviation before was on the America's Army forums, and we all know that they're just a load of military-indoctrinated oafs. :)
  9. Shiro Time Devourer I have returned!

    STFU about America's Army players!

    :D :D :D
  10. FmK-AnC The Immortal

    i feel so unloved... no one talks for me, maybe its just cuz im new and a loser? eh ok

    -AnC
  11. Aku Necromancer Headlights off

    Hello...

    I confirmed your presence! :)
  12. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    You're probably too new that no one has a feel for your personality yet and so can't see what you would or would not say.
  13. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    Just dropped by to say hi

    :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
  14. Apollo Bird Boy

    FmK-AnC: "Haha, everybody loves me! I'm am undoubtedly the lord pimp of the CPA!"
  15. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    Erinpuff: "Long-haired pretty-boy? Nah, he's just not my type."
  16. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    "I promise, I won't leave for a while - I'm here for good, this time!"

    -Ferret

    Miss me?
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Prince RXI: Hey, guys. I'm really QUEEN RXI.


    theorgg: Fallen Empires isn't fun to draft.


    Nightstalkers: Y'know, I think Scion of Darkness is a horrible card.

    Nightstalkers: Ransac isn't important enough to have my protection.



    Ransac, cpa trash man



    Note: to Theorgg: That reminds me, I never gave you back the deck I made when we drafted your Fallen Empires box. I recently found the full deck, complete with lands from Neutral Ground!
  18. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    Prince RXI: "Those sex jokes are so childish."

    Apollo: "Alright, I'm done cyberstalking the CPA females."

    Nightstalkers: Anything that makes a shred of sense.

    Zing!!
  19. WickedBoy6 Captain of the Atog Army

    Nightstalkers: "I think I'll go out in the sun today."
    SpiderMan: "You people really need to get lives!"
    Train: "Coat? Why? 5's too expensive. Play Dragon Blood instead."
    WickedBoy6: "Duel on the Messageboards? Not now..."

    & finally...

    Homer Simpson: "I'm a big four-eyed Lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every..."
  20. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Hmm... Lets go out in the sun today! Yay. light, sunshine, burning shadows. YAAAAAAA!!!!!

    Just kidding, the sun is still our friend.

    Spiderman: Lets sing the whole of the Wizard of Oz!

    Somewhere Over The Rainbow...Way Up High
    There's A Land That I Heard Of Once In A Lullaby.
    Somewhere Over The Rainbow...Skies Are Blue
    And The Dreams That You Dare To Dream Really Do Come True.

    Someday I'll Wish Upon A Star And Wake Up Where The Clouds Are Far Behind Me.
    Where Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops Away Above The Chimney Tops...
    That's Where You'll Find Me.

    Somewhere Over The Rainbow... Blue Birds Fly
    Birds Fly Over The Rainbow--Why Then Oh Why Can't I?
    If Happy Little Blue Birds Fly Beyond The Rainbow...
    Why Oh Why Can't I?

    Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
    That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

    Bzz Bzz Bzz, Chirp Chirp Chirp and a couple of la di da's.
    That's how the crickets crick all day in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

    We get up at twelve and start to work at one,
    Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done!
    Jolly good fun!

    Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
    That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

    Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Aha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
    That's how we laugh the day away with a Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha
    In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!

    Pat Pat here, Pat Pat there, And a couple of brand new straws,
    That's how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

    Rub Rub here, Rub Rub there, Whether you're tin or bronze,
    That's how we keep you in repair In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

    We can make a dimple smile out of a frown!
    Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-Huh!
    Jolly Ole Town!

    Clip Clip here, Clip Clip there, We give the roughest claws.
    That certain air of savoir faire In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

    Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha,
    that's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
    That's how we laugh the day away with a Ha Ha Ha, Aha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha,
    In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!

    Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho (interrupted with gasps from the sight of the witch!)

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