Things CPAers would NEVER say...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Shiro, Time Devourer, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. Shiro Time Devourer I have returned!

    This category is meant for phrases that so contradict your or another CPAer's very personality that they'd never say it.

    Examples:

    Train: Coat of Arms is crap.
    Shiro: I miss Legends.

    Etc.
  2. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    train: "I think I won't talk about sex in this post."

    The Master: "You are an enlightened individual and I love you for your mind."

    DÛke/Almindhra: "Almindhra/DÛke, let's be friends/get it on."
  3. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    Any CPAer that's been here for more than a week: "I...lyke...batheball!!!"

    Mazzak: "I am actually an ugly loser."
  4. theorgg Slob

    theorgg: HEY, EVERYBODY! I GOT A DATE!!
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Gerode: Y'know. I really don't like shiny things.

    Any Male Member: Porn is overrated.

    train: Okay, guys. I was wrong. Coat isn't real.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    Shiro: ALL HAIL SATAN!!!

    Jigglypuff: I'll use my Volrath's Laboratory to produce a 2/2 Purple Robot token...

    Svenmonkey: I do not constantly beg my parents for a new video card.

    Mazzak: Sometimes... I doubt my divinity
  7. Jigglypuff Big Cute Pink Thing

    Me: I am a sexy beast. Wait, I say that all the time. ;)

    (- Steve -)
  8. Apollo Bird Boy

    Nightstalkers: "OK, so, we've been friends for a long time now, and I was hoping we could be more than that... will you go out with me?" (just kidding!)

    Almindhra: *sultry voice* "Hey, Train, wanna grab some coat and take it back to my place?" ;)

    Apollo: "I'm actually a 5'9" human with dirty blonde hair and cute dimples... that wears clothes!"

    theorgg: "theorgg reaches into the pockets of his trousers..."

    Spiderman: "I hate you, you little oink!"
  9. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Wouldn't this be Jigglypuff too?

    Mikeymike: Your cards came to me ripped and plus it's been a month since we last had this deal and I forgot what I was supposed to send out so I'm not gonna bother.

    rkoelsch: Who likes angels? Any other <tribe> can whip their behind...

    Apollo: I actually wear something under my feathers.
  10. EricBess Active Member

    train: Coat? No thanks, I have crack.

    everyone else: I can't think of anything to put in this thread about train.

    Just thought of another one:

    Spiderman: Guys, lay off train. He doesn't deserve this kind of abuse.

    :D
  11. train The Wildcard!!!...

    "......"

    As in - I have nothing to post!!!...:D :D :D :p

    I like this - I'll have to come up with more...
  12. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Ferret: I'm going to buy five boxes to get ready for the next PTQ!
    Mrs. F: I'd rather get MTGO and just buy it all online!!!

    -ME

    "...this is fun!"
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Guys, lay off train. He doesn't deserve this kind of abuse.
  14. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    We posted that once!
  15. train The Wildcard!!!...

    EricBess: I'm running this tournament and If I want to flog as punishment for mis-registering a deck I can!!!...

    Puff: (to his plush Jigglypuff)I'm not going to sleep with you anymore, I have a Life-size Barney plush now!...

    Mazzak: Alright... Thallids are more attractive than I am!...

    Mindy: Train???!!!... What do you mean No?!!!!!...

    Svenmonkey: Train has so much insight I look forward to reading...

    TICM: I'm changing my name to Sea-Anenomae Ice Cream Man... Would you like Sprinkles on your Sponge?...

    NightStalkers: Can you leave the hallway light on mommy???...

    Ferret: (To Krispy Kreme he just held hostage)You will all bow down before my mighty witch powers and kiss my Ferrets!...

    Apollo: No - I'm not a bird...

    Shiro: Well... for spring break we're going to spend 2 nights in hell, then fly to purgatory...

    Mikeymike: Look you good for nothing little imp puke of a maggot... I don't trade with anyone...

    Theorgg: (While testing pick-up lines)You know... 6 and 6 makes 12...

    Ransac: No - 2+2 does not = a lead rabbit over the head... it's = to 4...

    Me: I've never done drugs... but everyone at the CPA tried to get me addicted... to Coat!..
  16. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Check the smilie on the post...
  17. train The Wildcard!!!...

    EricBess: I've instituted a new judge level - Level 6, as I am now the supreme judge in all of the DCI!!!...

    Puff: No I'm not interested in a date...(to self: sheesh! when will Jessica Alba stop asking me out?!...)

    Mazzak: I admit it, I wanted my name to be Kazzam - but it was already taken...

    Mindy: (to Duke)Truce...

    TICM: We're out of floral spuzzem until next week you little saproling!...

    NightStalkers: Shadows bad... Powerpuff nightlight good!...

    Ferret: I kill in remembrance of Salem!!!...

    Apollo: Could you please put me back in my cage and cover me up?!!...

    Shiro: Shouldn't that cross be upside down and burning?...

    Mikeymike: I'm changing my name to MM pronounced Eminem...

    Theorgg: (to kids at the local tourney)Do I look like I won't tear off your puny little skulls?!!!...

    Ransac: Randomness is overrated...

    Me: Got Sugar?!!!...
  18. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Don't be bad to the puffs! Don't be bad to the puffs!

    Puff daddy
    Jigglypuff
    Bluepuff the great
    Redpuff the fiery
    Blackpuff the lost
    Yellowpuff the gummy

    and

    powderpuff boys!
  19. Turtlewax Joe CPA Hater of Train

    train: coat sucks dude...let's go smoke a bowl...

    Spiderman: what in the **** is wrong with all of you!

    DUke: I hate me...I'm such a oink and I wish my self image was better...OH and Mindy is my one true love

    Ransac: Everything should be logical, and the weasles don't control my mind

    theorgg: I hate sweatpants!
  20. Shiro Time Devourer I have returned!

    Nightstalkers: I like Magic. (Some of you will get this next week.) ;)

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