The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

*Ransac manages to subside the word "Geometry", thanks to his training, and casts Fowl Play on Oversoul.*


:D


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
*Pulls out a box from Under the table and Unlatches it to Uncover that it is the famous Unbox... and promptly unleashes a bunch of cardpeckers onto the field*

Hee hee...
 
*The Fowl Play spells shifts directions and heads towards the city. Spiderman is now lying back in a chair at home, fire roaring, good book in hand, and his fuzzy slippers on his feet. He pauses from his reading to glance out of the window, where he spots what appears to be a spell heading in his direction.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Just then Venom comes crashing through the window. "I have you now!" he roared, just as the Fowl Play hit him. Spiderman blinks in surprise as Venom is turned into a chicken.
 
*theorgg, still running toward the forest with his personal Nothing, is the next Radiated fling target after a few random tentacles get pinged.

*theorgg is once again knocked out.
 
*The Radiated Fling begin to decimate the Nightstalkers, who start scattering in hopes of confusing the Radiate.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
*A Nightstalker walks up to the Leprechaun and pokes it... popping it like a balloon and sending it flying around the room finally to land on the ground to reveal itself to be George W. Bush*

Umm.... How random is that?
 
*Ransac notices the blade of many words has been dropped and wields it once again. Ransac points at the nearby city.*

Take this, Spiderman.

*Ransac says "Rhombi-Truncated" and shoots a beam from the sword. It's heading straight for Spiderman.*


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*Oversoul's tentacles outrace Ransac's beam (they are very fast) and pull Chicken-Venom out of the way, so that he can not intercept the attack aimed at Spiderman.*
 
*Spiderman spots a penny on the floor and immediately shrieks in glee at his luck. Luckily, as he bends over to pick it up, The Green Goblin appears and unknowingly takes the brunt of the Blade beam. Spiderman stands and sees Mr. Norman Osborn screaming in pain.*

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
* Spiderman stands up and looks around in confusion.

"Now that's odd. First Venom appears and then the Green Goblin. I hope the Sinister Six isn't re-forming".

*Spiderman then puts the penny in his Wonder Twins bank.
 
*Back at the scene of the battle, Ransac decides that enough is enough: It's time to release the ten plagues of Ransac!!!!!!!! The first plague is unleashed. Dust can be seen being kicked up in the distance. Upon getting closer, they are revealed to be millions of stampeding weasels heading towards the battle site.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Umm... umm...

*picks up George W. Bush by the heels and uses him to beat away the weasels coming at him*
 
*The Nightstalkers strap George W. Bush to a dummy rocket and shoot him at Oversoul*

Hee hee hee... finally found a use for him!
 
*Oversoul shoots out a tentacle and grabs Ransac, then uses him as a club to swat George W. Bush out of the sky.*
 
*Ransac cusses at Oversoul, then releases the second plague of Ransac. Oversoul and Ransac are sent crashing back to the ground as billions of goblin turds begin to rain from the skies.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
*Doombringer runs into the room, then runs out*

*Durandal then runs back into the room, but realizes he has not had a chance to change his old generic online handle to his new one, then retreats again*

*Doombringer runs in yet again, and drops a misshappen purple box, then crashes through a window to safety*
 
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