The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac manages to subside the word "Geometry", thanks to his training, and casts Fowl Play on Oversoul.*


    :D


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Pulls out a box from Under the table and Unlatches it to Uncover that it is the famous Unbox... and promptly unleashes a bunch of cardpeckers onto the field*

    Hee hee...
  3. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul casts Misdirection, changing the target of Ransac's Fowl Play to...

    Spiderman!*
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *The Fowl Play spells shifts directions and heads towards the city. Spiderman is now lying back in a chair at home, fire roaring, good book in hand, and his fuzzy slippers on his feet. He pauses from his reading to glance out of the window, where he spots what appears to be a spell heading in his direction.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Just then Venom comes crashing through the window. "I have you now!" he roared, just as the Fowl Play hit him. Spiderman blinks in surprise as Venom is turned into a chicken.
  6. orgg Administrator

    *theorgg, still running toward the forest with his personal Nothing, is the next Radiated fling target after a few random tentacles get pinged.

    *theorgg is once again knocked out.
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *The Radiated Fling begin to decimate the Nightstalkers, who start scattering in hopes of confusing the Radiate.*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *The Radiate becomes confused, and turns into an Aisling Leprechaun.*
  9. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *A Nightstalker walks up to the Leprechaun and pokes it... popping it like a balloon and sending it flying around the room finally to land on the ground to reveal itself to be George W. Bush*

    Umm.... How random is that?
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac notices the blade of many words has been dropped and wields it once again. Ransac points at the nearby city.*

    Take this, Spiderman.

    *Ransac says "Rhombi-Truncated" and shoots a beam from the sword. It's heading straight for Spiderman.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul's tentacles outrace Ransac's beam (they are very fast) and pull Chicken-Venom out of the way, so that he can not intercept the attack aimed at Spiderman.*
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Spiderman spots a penny on the floor and immediately shrieks in glee at his luck. Luckily, as he bends over to pick it up, The Green Goblin appears and unknowingly takes the brunt of the Blade beam. Spiderman stands and sees Mr. Norman Osborn screaming in pain.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    * Spiderman stands up and looks around in confusion.

    "Now that's odd. First Venom appears and then the Green Goblin. I hope the Sinister Six isn't re-forming".

    *Spiderman then puts the penny in his Wonder Twins bank.
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Back at the scene of the battle, Ransac decides that enough is enough: It's time to release the ten plagues of Ransac!!!!!!!! The first plague is unleashed. Dust can be seen being kicked up in the distance. Upon getting closer, they are revealed to be millions of stampeding weasels heading towards the battle site.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Umm... umm...

    *picks up George W. Bush by the heels and uses him to beat away the weasels coming at him*
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul coils up his tentacles and launches himself into the air, high above the weasels.*
  17. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *The Nightstalkers strap George W. Bush to a dummy rocket and shoot him at Oversoul*

    Hee hee hee... finally found a use for him!
  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul shoots out a tentacle and grabs Ransac, then uses him as a club to swat George W. Bush out of the sky.*
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac cusses at Oversoul, then releases the second plague of Ransac. Oversoul and Ransac are sent crashing back to the ground as billions of goblin turds begin to rain from the skies.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Doombringer Durandal

    *Doombringer runs into the room, then runs out*

    *Durandal then runs back into the room, but realizes he has not had a chance to change his old generic online handle to his new one, then retreats again*

    *Doombringer runs in yet again, and drops a misshappen purple box, then crashes through a window to safety*

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