The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

[Ransac]

*Ransac casts Singe on Theorgg.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Flesh Reaver lands in the middle of the arguing Nightstalkers and they all stop to look at the barely alive creature*

...

DINNER!

*All the Nightstalkers pounce on the creature and begin tearing it to shreads and devouring it*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac pushes the Singed Theorgg (still covered in BBQ sauce from prior) into the fray of Nightstalkers.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Someone has to do something about these Nightstalkers...

*Oversoul casts Extinction, naming Nightstalkers.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac decides to be nice and casts Ertai's Meddling on the Extinction, where X=18 posts.*

hee-hee-hee. I love the Rath Cycle.

*Then casts animate land on Oversoul's City of Brass (with Oversoul still in it) and Flings it at Spiderman, who is sitting in a coffee shop about 5 miles away.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Well, this is a problem for me...

Uh...

*Oversoul casts Reality Ripple on the City of Brass before it hits Spiderman.*

 

[Ransac]

*Spiderman, reading a newspaper in the coffee shop, takes a sip of his coffee and checks his watch. Plenty of time to kill before he has to be, wherever he has to be. He leans back in his chair slightly and glances out the window. He notices a rather large flying object off in the distance. And it's getting closer. Closer. Closer! Spiderman put down his paper and trying to focus on the object better whan he realizes that it is a Flung City of Brass. But, right before he puts down his coffee, the city disappears. Spiderman blinks a few times, but dismisses this entire sight, claiming he's been working too hard.*


*Ransac casts Time and Tide, causing the City to phase back in. Ransac then dances the pigeon. Oversoul is now knocked out.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*the Nightstalkers poke Theorgg and try to figure out what to do while another group points and laughs at Oversoul... then... gets a funny idea*

Wanna play with Extinction?

*casts Standardize, naming Nightstalkers*

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul loses consciousness, falling out of the flung City of Brass. While unconscious and falling to the ground, he casts Pyrotechnics, Incinerate, Thunderbolt, Lightning Blast, and Rystic Lightning at Ransac.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac casts Ward of Lights on himself, naming Red. Meanwhile, Spiderman almost spills his coffee (almost) as he notices the City of Brass phase back in and plummet towards the coffee shop.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

The City of Brass is still headed right for Spiderman.

William, the Cyberbacon, is still sizzling.

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers keep poking theorgg with sticks trying to figure out what to do with him*




7

 

[Spiderman]

Fortunately, Spiderman gets wind of a crime and web-slings away right before the City of Brass crashes into the coffee shop.

 

[Ransac]

*The City of Brass smashes the coffee house. SMASHES it into tiny bits. Spiderman has saved himself......this time. Meanwhile, all of the red spells that Oversoul cast fizzle, as they can't target Ransac anymore.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers stop poking theorgg and cast Return of the Nightstalkers and hides as all the swamps begin to literally fall into a deep nothingness*

10

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac casts Animate Land on a nearby Safe Haven and Flings it at Oversoul, crushing his legs.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul wakes up.*

My legs!

*Oversoul levitates toward Ransac.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac casts Terminate on Theorgg.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

Erm... Umm... I think we aughta split...

*scrapes together a few dark rituals... cast by... every Nightstalker... and casts thousands of Synod Sanctums and hides in them while whistling a fun tune*

14

 

[orgg]

*The Orgg, reanimated by the Return of the Nightstalkers interraction with Standardize, explodes into several Bar-Be-Que covered pieces of cooked Orgg bits due to Ransac's Terminate. A large chunk of liver, fried, hits Ransac in the face. The colon hits Oversoul and wraps around his throat.