The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

[orgg]

*Oversoul also bends towards Orgg's thigh, and suddenly, William the Cyberbacon scyths through the air, passing through th top of both Ransac and Oversoul's heads, either rendering them unconcious or dead. Either way, they're laying in a pool of all the combatant's blood and some BBQ sauce on the side.

*William, the cyberbacon, is still sizzling

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac states, before slipping into unconsciousness, "William.............after all I've..... done for you...........why?.........why?....... wh.......". Also, just before slipping into unconsciousness, Ransac dances the pigeon. Theorgg is now knocked out.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul goes into a coma--a cataclysmic coma!*

*Ransac and Theorgg are swept into the heart of the firestorm.*

 

[Ransac]

*William, the cyber-bacon, is still sizzling. And so is theorgg now. Ransac, however, is being protected by the sizzling carcas of theorgg.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*rides a frozen corpse on the winds of an icestorm and blinks*

Umm... this isn't going to be the greatest of ideas...

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul wakes up, and the conflagration subsides.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac cowers behind the corpse of theorgg, which is still sizzling. Ransac then takes a bite.*

Hmmmmmmmm, mesquite flavored.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Still disoriented, Oversoul casts Resurrection and Giant Growth on Theorgg.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac goes to take another bite, when he is clobbered over the head by an Atog that Theorgg pulled out of his breechcloth.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

*sizzles*

*theorgg takes a bite out of himself. MMMMmmmm. Toasty!

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul tries to get up, but lies back down.*

Mmm. That smells good.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac decides that this is crazy. He crawls out from under theorgg and dances the pigeon. Theorgg and Oversoul are now unconscious...........again.*

I love doing that.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*In his sleep, Oversoul casts Flame Rift and Forks it.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac has more than 8 life left, so he's cool.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

*theorgg, a 6/6 trampler, is still unconcious and not considered a 'player,' being a creature with stats. He's fine, but still roasted and unconcious.

 

[Nightstalkers]

*twiddles theorgg and hides before he's seen*

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul wakes up.*

Ow. Who cast a burn spell on me? Come on, speak up...

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac stretches and yawns. Yet to Oversoul, he appears to be raising his hand to accept blame.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul summons three Flesh Reavers*

So you thought burning me in my sleep would be funny, eh, Ransac?

 

[Nightstalkers]

*snickers at Oversoul's funny looking creature*

hee hee... doggy want a bone?

*holds out a femur to the Flesh Reaver and gets his arm bit off*

Umm.... OWWW!

*runs around in circles with blood squirting from his arm*