Fake Ring Found in a Parking Lot Uhm...LOL? Penny Glued to the Ground Heh... this is actually a balanced, useable card. Aggrivating Mother Sans the 'supermodel' ability, this card is almost workable. I won't try to fix it, since it's a joke, though. Car Cool. Actually a useful card. Lost Transport Been watching Mighty Joe Young or something? If you really want two apes, cost this at 4 and 4 to activate. Kjeldoran Lancer White does not get haste. If you really want it to have haste, then make it an activated ability for 1R. Slaughtering Horde Okay. Tall Oak Tree This is cute. I like it. Diffusing Madness Needs to be reworded. There seems to be no point to leaving the creature in play, tapped, with fading. How about just let it die? Useless Storage Reword. It makes a decent mana dump. Do you mean for the token to be not sacrifice-able? Do you really want to make this card work? Or you're just joking around? Sonamar Archer There is no way within the rules to make this card work properly. Try rewording it as a card with kicker abilities (although I worry about having more than one permanent kicker ability on a card...it would be hard to keep track of). Hm...maybe text like, "You may pay W less to play ~ . If you do, it loses first strike." I think would work. "You may pay G less to play ~. If you do, it come into play with a -1/-1 counter on it." Yess, that works just fine.