Rumble from the Mirrodin Nominating Thread

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, May 9, 2007.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Spiderman is shocked at his poor aim and embarassly poops his Spidey Suit. Meanwhile, Ransac shakes the cobwebs out of his head and throws a lead rabbit at the Nightstalker's head.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul's arms are trapped so that the little girl's annoying screaming throat is just out of reach. But his heel is free to repeatedly kick Mooseman's back, which he does.*
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *During all of that, Ransac pushes the Nightstalker's now-limp body into the ring and covers him.*


    One....
    Two...


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *The Nightstalker squeels in horror as a giant sweatty man is now pinning him to a mat*

    I wish I was the Cannon!!!
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    ...three!!!!!

    *Ransac fist pumps after winning this..... um.... match. However, due to his excessive celebrating, he doesn't realize that there is a cannon in the ring...... pointing at him...... ready to fire........




    ....right about now.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    * Out of the cannon flies a clown wrestler and he lands on Ransac, covering him in grease paint and sparkles*
  7. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul is still trying to attack Mooseman. William, the Cyberbacon, is still sizzling.*
  8. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Mooseman casts Assert Authority upon Oversoul to counter his attack and suddenly Oversoul is wearing a Zebra shirt and sensible pants and gives the clown covering Ransac a three count....
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Too bad I already won the "match." :D

    *Ransac knocks the clown wrestler upside the head with a lead rabbit.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man

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