Rumble from the Mirrodin Nominating Thread

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, May 9, 2007.

  1. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul dances out of Ransac's reach, then snatches the lead rabbit out of his hands and beats him mercilessly with it.*
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac does the only thing he can in self-defense: he flatulates..... very loudly.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul staggers back, turns around, then returns fire in Ransac's direction.*
  4. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    *mooseman slides under the bottom rope and kip ups to his feet to open a can of whoop a$$, when the noxious fumes send him crashing to the mat.*
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *With watering eyes and in a last effort, Ransac jumps to the top rope and hits Oversoul with a massive Cross Body Block. The ref counts.*

    One....
    Two...


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Ransac wakes up and is still tied to the turnbuckle.*
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, obviously groggy and halluicating from his own flatus, starts singing the Kenyan national anthem.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul sees that Mooseman is vulnerable and moves to tie his shoelaces together, but becomes puzzled when examining Mooseman's now laceless boots.*
  9. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    * As Oversoul examines mooseman's wrestling boots, he is assaulted by a sweaty foot odor and.....*
  10. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Staggers back, assaulted and still a bit confused. He turns just in time to see that Ransac has untied himself and climbed onto the top of the turnbuckle.*
  11. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    *Suddenly entrance music starts playing, as everyone turns to see who is coming to the ring.....*
  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Ransac falls off the turnbuckle.*
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac curses the name of Fred as Spidey runs down to the ring, informing everyone that each of them owes him $20.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul tells Spiderman that the $20 he owes him is actually right behind Spiderman, but Spidey's spider-senses protect him from falling for Oversoul's trick.*
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    * Instead, Spidey runs back up the aisle, willing to wait until the fight is over for his money and foiling Ransac's plan to include him in the rumble :D
  16. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    *mooseman, Ransac and Oversoul realize that $60 is a lot of money and decide to chase after Spiderman...*
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, still a little delirious from his own flatus, trips over his own feet right at the beginning of the chase.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    *Knocking mooseman and Oversoul off the ramp and into the crowd..*
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Spidey immediately takes advantage of this and webs MM and Oversoul.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Unfortunately, Spiderman's webbing also ensnares a little girl in the crowd, who screams loudly.*

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