Rumble from the Mirrodin Nominating Thread

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Oversoul dances out of Ransac's reach, then snatches the lead rabbit out of his hands and beats him mercilessly with it.*
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac does the only thing he can in self-defense: he flatulates..... very loudly.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
*mooseman slides under the bottom rope and kip ups to his feet to open a can of whoop a$$, when the noxious fumes send him crashing to the mat.*
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*With watering eyes and in a last effort, Ransac jumps to the top rope and hits Oversoul with a massive Cross Body Block. The ref counts.*

One....
Two...


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac, obviously groggy and halluicating from his own flatus, starts singing the Kenyan national anthem.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Oversoul sees that Mooseman is vulnerable and moves to tie his shoelaces together, but becomes puzzled when examining Mooseman's now laceless boots.*
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Staggers back, assaulted and still a bit confused. He turns just in time to see that Ransac has untied himself and climbed onto the top of the turnbuckle.*
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac curses the name of Fred as Spidey runs down to the ring, informing everyone that each of them owes him $20.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Oversoul tells Spiderman that the $20 he owes him is actually right behind Spiderman, but Spidey's spider-senses protect him from falling for Oversoul's trick.*
 

Spiderman

CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant
Staff member
* Instead, Spidey runs back up the aisle, willing to wait until the fight is over for his money and foiling Ransac's plan to include him in the rumble :D
 

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
*mooseman, Ransac and Oversoul realize that $60 is a lot of money and decide to chase after Spiderman...*
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac, still a little delirious from his own flatus, trips over his own feet right at the beginning of the chase.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Unfortunately, Spiderman's webbing also ensnares a little girl in the crowd, who screams loudly.*
 
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