Round Robin Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ransac, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    His appendix was filled with lima beans.....that he swore he never ate.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The staff in the emergency room didn't believe him.
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    So, they beat him with his own appendix.

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  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Casnar passed out from the trauma of the blows.
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    He awoke, several hours later, in the parking lot behind a local Sam's Club......... covered in a pile of his own feces.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Considering this a minor setback, he got to his feet and walked out of the parking lot.
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Except this parking lot was 100 miles in diameter.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    So by the time he reached the end, he collapsed from exhaustion.
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    With his dying breath, he told a passing stranger to keep his dream alive.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    In his state of exhaustion, Casnar did not recognize the stranger for who he was.
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    It was Chuckie Cheese himself.

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  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Chuckie Cheese rushed Casnar to a hospital.
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    He spared no expense and requested for the top quality pizza toppings to be used in surgery.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Casnar survived, but the operation converted him into a pizza-snotling.
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    This gave him the power to smell like rotting cheese.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    And so when he walked amongst others, they usually tried to destroy him.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Just then, Luosrevo, who had survived the vat of boiling toothpaste somehow, appeared with his friend Namredips to confront Casnar.

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  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    They reminded Casnar of his mission and urged him not to give up.
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Casnar then flatulated and out popped the magic genie of the stench,.
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Namredips drew his sabre and battled the malodorous tyrant.

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