Round Robin Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ransac, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    For this, the snotlings decreed war on Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth for the horrible act of depriving them of acorns to eat.


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  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    They sought the acorn god, but upon tiring of the search, returned home only to find that Yut had decimated the the snotling city and killed most of their snotling brethren.
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    This caused the snotlings to sing a song of unhappiness, entitled "The Snotling Song of Unhappiness"

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  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    One of the snotlings, named Luosrevo, swore revenge against Yut, and plotted with his fellow snotlings to destroy the demon squirrel.
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Luosrevo was one of the "chosen snotlings", from days of yore.


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  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    He gathered the surviving snotlings for an attack on Yut's treehouse.
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Unfortunately, Yut was ready for them and ordered his squirrel minions to dump kegs of body wash onto the intruding snotlings.

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  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Wounded from the body wash, Luosrevo and the handful of his troops that remained hid in Yut's acorn storehouse, surviving on the acorns and tending their wounds.
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, Yut knew of their hiding place and had replaced ALL of their acorns with hard toothpaste.


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  10. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The snotlings, not needing toothpaste, were demoralized even moreso than before.
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    They were demoralized so much that they revolted against Luosrevo's failing tactics and threw him into a valt of boiling toothpaste.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    A snotling named Casnar became their new leader.
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Casnar was a plotting, fiendish snotling, who planned to betray the snotlings in exchange for tokens at Chuckie Cheese.


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  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    However, the nearest Chuckie Cheese was about a mile from Yut's treehouse fortress.
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Casnar had to somehow come up with a way to lead his snotlings like lambs to slaughter to Yut's eye, THEN escape to the Chuckie Cheese to collect his reward.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Such was his desire to see his plan through, that he made a pact with the evil Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The pact involved several hairless chihuahuas and 96 sticks of butter.


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  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    When the deal was sealed, the toothpaste acorns in the storehouse were transformed into magical acorns, which Casnar ate, granting him magical powers.
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The first and foremost of this powers was the power to turn appliances into useless crap with the help of bleach.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Casnar demonstrated his powers before the other snotlings, who swore to follow their blessed leader anywhere.

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