Round Robin Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ransac, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    He lead the snotlings deep into Yut's domain, stopping only to wipe his tush of drippage.

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  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Yut summoned a dozen rabid chipmunks to destroy the last of the snotling intruders.
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Casnar successfully abandoned his troups using the "Look behind you" method.

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  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    As he left Yut's fortress, he heard a booming voice say, "Casnar, I am the ghost of Namredips, the first chieftan of the snotlings, and as the last of our kind, it is your sacred duty to find the recipe for the ultimate pudding."
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Casnar hates pudding, but feels that maybe the ultimate pudding may taste like gnats!

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  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    And so he set off, in search of the elusive recipe.
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    During his quest, he runs into the Chuckie Cheese that he was going to spend his backstab tokens on.

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  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    After running into the establishment, he was confronted by a gang of clowns.
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    These clowns were a mob known as "I Pagliacci".

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  10. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    They had been hired to destroy Casnar, so that he might fail his quest.
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, they didn't agree on how to kill him off, so an arguement ensued.

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  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    One clown wanted to boil Casnar alive, but the others found this such a stupid idea that they began beating him to death.
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    And then, Casnar flatulated.

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  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The flatulence drew the attention of harpies, who were searching for Casnar.
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    However, the harpies and the clowns began to fight with each other over WHO would get Casnar.

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  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    In a fierce battle (the clowns significantly outnumbered the harpies), all of the clowns perished, as did all but one harpy, which now turned to attack Casnar.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    While the battle was happening, however, Casnar won enough tickets at the games to trade in for a battle mace.

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  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    As the harpy dove to attack Casnar she cackled, "Die, foolish snotling."
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    As can be expected, Casnar smashed the lone Harpy into pulp........then ate it.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The harpy made him so sick, that he was taken to the emergency room.

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