Round Robin Story

[Ransac]

Luosrevo laughed at the battle between Namredips and the fart genie, making several "odor" jokes at Namredips expense.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

In the end, the smelly abomination was no match for Namredips.

 

[Ransac]

Casnar stops the carnage by making a wish for the genie to grant.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

He wished for the recipe of pudding that would taste like gnats.

 

[Ransac]

The genie was thrilled to hear this, for this was the wish that would also set him free upon being granted!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

And so the genie departed, leaving the recipe in Casnar's hands.

 

[Ransac]

Just then, the clouds darkened, signalling an untold disaster.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Namredips harshly reprimanded Casnar for wasting his wish on a pudding that tasted like gnats, when his quest was to find the recipe for the ULTIMATE pudding.

 

[Ransac]

Casnar sulked and weeped, for he truly believed in his heart that gnats are the KEY to the ULTIMATE pudding.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Luorsrevo suggested that they try to use this non-ultimate recipe by taking it to Sreklatsthgin, the sage.

 

[Ransac]

Sreklatsthgin is a nice, calm, peaceful sage that doesn't like the night at all.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

When they told him that they had a recipe for a pudding that tasted like gnats, Sreklatsthgin became excited and offered to do anything for the recipe.

 

[Ransac]

Namredips immediately requested sexual favors.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

But Casnar protested on the grounds that since he was the one who got the recipe, whatever they traded it for should benefit him.

 

[Ransac]

So Sreklatsthgin had to trade his prized parrot, Ollopa, for the recipe.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Ollopa was prized for his manure, which was reputedly the best in the world.

 

[Ransac]

There was no doubt that Casnar planned on exploiting the maure for his own worldly gain.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

But in order to do so, he would have to keep Namredips out of the way.

 

[Ransac]

Casnar accomplished this my informing Namredips that there was an all-you-can-eat Pretzel chain around the corner.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Namredips promptly returned, when he remembered that as a ghost, he could not eat pretzels.