[me], in his Shiny space suit, uses a vacuum vacuum cleaner to suck up the shards of H-Mage. Gerode gives the vacuum a shove towards the Sun. Hawaiian mage approaches the Sun at about 20000 k/h, 20 k/h faster than we are.[/me]
We won't be seeing him again!
80 minutes until 2001 and the world explodes and I am taken into Nodnarb's ship! Wait, then Hawaiian mage hasn't blown up yet and I'm not in space yet...