Kill pie boy

[Darsh]

Whoohoo!

[me] brings out the Fodder Cannons, loads them up with pies, aims the cannons straight up then fires. Pies start raining down from the sky[/me]
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that amore."

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

soo many people soo many contradictions, so little time, i'd put in my dose of common sense but i've done enough of that for one day

 

[nodnarb24]

Come on Azreal join in on the pie fight.

[me]runs out of the way of raining pies.[/me]

 

[MrXarvox]

One fact: Mr. X here has never been member in an RPG in his life. Shot you down flat eh PPE.
Have only the slightest idea what White Wolf is, it's a series of RPG's right? Some of my friends have played it I think.

Another thing. This isn't simply an assault on PPE from a newbie, I started off making cards of the humerous type, the self-glorifying type. Then Pie boy came in and stated in his ignorance that yawgmoth was a planeswalker. I proceeded to refute that. He then insisted that Yawggy was a planeswalker, and damn, He just got annoying after that.
So, here I go, I find you to be annoying, Pie boy.
That's what this thread is about.

I felt like starting a flame war too, these are fun. So. Three pages out of it, not a bad turnout eh?

 

[MrXarvox]

Wow a pie fight...
I'll use my special pie gun o' doom

take that Nodnarb! <Blasts him in the face with Lemon Meringue>

Hey where's pie boy, I want to give him a taste of his own medicine

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

to put it as eloquently as possible










BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

hits pie boy in the head (symbol style) with two pies

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]eats the pies as they come shooting at him.[/me]

Thanks for the meal.

[me]gets hit by 50 pies while he speaks.[/me]

 

[Darsh]

[me] goes up in a tiny rented buzz bomber airplane, all of a sudden 5 gigantic pies fall from the bomb bay doors. I then jump out of the plane and land right dead center in the middle of a pie.[/me]
PIE FOREVER!!!

Boosha!

 

[MrXarvox]

<Mr. Xarvox inserts a stick of dynamite, lit of course, into a pie destined for Nodnarb>

Pow!

yes, eat the pie. Muahahahahahaha

<BOOM!>

 

[Darsh]

[me] loads up some wooden badgers into the Fodder Cannons, fires them into the sky. The badgers start raining out of the sky, unfortunatly the badgers aren't as soft as the pies are and they cause nasty bruises on everyone.[/me]

And then some French guys start taunting everybody.

 

[nodnarb24]

Mmmmmmm... Pie

[me]eats the explosive pie.[/me]

BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!

[me]feels a burning sensation in his chest.[/me]

Hmmm... Must be heart.

 

[Darsh]

Nodnarb's heart suddenly jumps out of his chest and starts beating him into a bloody pulp.

"Heart Attack! someone call an ambulance!"

Suddenly nodnarb jumps up and starts beating his heart back into his chest, yay! nodnarb won! and there was much rejoicing. yay.

 

[nodnarb24]

That thing always falls out.

[me]tapes his chest shut.[/me]

That should hold it in.

 

[The Raven]

Not THE FRENCH

[me]runs and hides in a giant wooden rabbit[/me]

SAVE ME JEEEEBUUS!!!

 

[MrXarvox]

Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...

I love that movie

Xarvox quickly builds a portal to Xarvoxia, creates an infinite number of pies there. He then teleports them into the sky right above the pie fight.
And I will leave you with that.

 

[nanokill]

taunting french guys vs black knight...wouldn't that be interesting

"i fart in your general direction"

" it's only a flesh wound"

 

[MrXarvox]

Xarvox tires of waiting for pie boy to join in the pie fight.
Come on, My super-staining poisonous amanita pie is waiting!!!!

 

[MrXarvox]

'tis but a scratch
A scratch? your arm's off!
no it isn't

Black knights always triumph!!!

 

[Darsh]

Oh I see, runnin away are ya? you yellow b@$tard$ come back here, I'll bite yer legs off!

Hey Orgg I got an idea, how about Mr. T vs The Black Knight?