I said done because I wasn't going to do anything no matter how you blocked. Didn't mean to confuse if I did. So... 1 damage, Assistant dies, Done.
Spidey: 5
Hand: 1
Library: 40
Battlefield:
(T,T,T,T) Mt x4
(T,U) Island x2
Burning Vengeance (Whenever I cast a spell from my graveyard, ~ deals 2 dmg to target creature or player)
Burning Vengeance (Whenever I cast a spell from my graveyard, ~ deals 2 dmg to target creature or player)
(U) Fortress Crab (1/6) enchanted Bonds of Faith (Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as it's a Human. Otherwise, it can't attack or block.)
(U) Armored Skaab (1/4; When ~ ETB, put the top four card from my library into my graveyard)
(U) Fortress Crab (1/6)
Graveyard: Grasp of Phantasms (FB: 7U), Silent Departure (FB: 4U), Pitchburn Devils, Harvest Pyre, Merfolk Mesmerist, Deranged Assistant
Exile: Desperate Ravings, Curse of the Bloody Tome, Dream Twist
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boogiepop: 20
Hand: 3
Library: 41
Battlefield:
(U,U,U,U,U) Plains
(U,U) Forest
(T) Unruly Mob (3/3 from ctr, Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.) *2 +1/+1 ctr*
(T) Unruly Mob (3/3 from ctr, Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.) *2 +1+1 ctr*
(T) Saproling Token (1/1)
(T) Thraben Purebloods (3/5)
Graveyard: Avacynian Priest, Jade Mage, Butcher's Cleaver, Unruly Mob, Spare From Evil
Exile: