The other day I heard a radio ad asking for people to give "The Eternal Gift: The Gift of Christ"
This brought up a few questions:
How do you care for your Christ?
Do you give Him a roommie cage w/ a water bottle and litter box?
Will it get annoying having to clean His water bottle because He
keeps turning His water into wine?
Will your friends grow tired of always having loaves and fishes at your dinner parties?
Every time you take Him to the vet and he looks sick will His doctor say "Oh he'll be fine. Just give him three days"?
Would He get upset every time you serve lamb?
-Ferret
"...oh come on. You have to have a sense of humour this time of year..."
This brought up a few questions:
How do you care for your Christ?
Do you give Him a roommie cage w/ a water bottle and litter box?
Will it get annoying having to clean His water bottle because He
keeps turning His water into wine?
Will your friends grow tired of always having loaves and fishes at your dinner parties?
Every time you take Him to the vet and he looks sick will His doctor say "Oh he'll be fine. Just give him three days"?
Would He get upset every time you serve lamb?
-Ferret
"...oh come on. You have to have a sense of humour this time of year..."