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Apollo
Guest
You know what, Whimsical? I like that second flavor text so much, it's now in my sig. Along with a ASCII drawing by Griffith.
I have sooo much originality
I have sooo much originality
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Whimsical
Guest
Whimsical is NOT the word to describe that card, mister Duel sir. <decides to clam up before any expletives start spouting off>
Nice to see you like the flavor text, mister Apollo sir.
Nice to see you like the flavor text, mister Apollo sir.
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Bob
Guest
I didn't want to start an argument with a sliver and a beast!
I was just making a card. I made it to be stupid. A 0/1 Trampler for W?
It was supposed to be bad!
If you want me to make a good card, this is me:
Bob 2w
Creature-cleric Legend
WWXTrevent X damage to target creaure or player
1/1
There!
I was just making a card. I made it to be stupid. A 0/1 Trampler for W?
It was supposed to be bad!
If you want me to make a good card, this is me:
Bob 2w
Creature-cleric Legend
WWXT
revent X damage to target creaure or player1/1
There!
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nodnarb24
Guest
Tag Guard
I liked your crappy card bob. It was original. I'd use because it was horrible.
I liked your crappy card bob. It was original. I'd use because it was horrible.
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Whimsical
Guest
Before this becomes something icky ... let me extend my apologies to mister Bob regarding my hard-line stance against his card. I never meant to disparage your talent or your sense of humor. This is what I get when I post when I'm cranky from too much coffee. <laughs>
I'm really truly sorry, mister Bob sir!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pull my foot out of my big mouth ...
I'm really truly sorry, mister Bob sir!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pull my foot out of my big mouth ...
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Y The Alien
Guest
I would be Brom, like Greel except as a Gray (short gray aliens). Wumpus would be Richard-Kane Ferguson (I'd love to see his take on a Wumpus). Coan would be Phil Foligo. Tuff is whoever did Donate.
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godhand3
Guest
If I was a card I would not want to be a legend so there could be 4 of me in play. Power overwhelming
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DÛke
Guest
...but if you are a legend, that means you have a high stasis to society or whatever.
Here, I'll make you a card GodHand:
Godhand 2WW
Creature - Legend
When Godhand comes to play, you may pay W to destory all creatures, or, you may pay WW to destory all other creatures, or, you may pay WWW to destory all other non-White creatures.
2/2
"You have felt my Wrath...now, feel ME!" -GodHand.
Here, I'll make you a card GodHand
:Godhand 2WW
Creature - Legend
When Godhand comes to play, you may pay W to destory all creatures, or, you may pay WW to destory all other creatures, or, you may pay WWW to destory all other non-White creatures.
2/2
"You have felt my Wrath...now, feel ME!" -GodHand.
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Firestorm
Guest
Firestorm
5RRRR
Creature- Legend
When Firestorm comes into play, destroy all artifacts, all non-red creatures, and all non-mountain lands.
All red creatures get +2/+1, and any red spell that deals damage does twice that amount.
First Strike, Rampage 4, Haste.
0: Firestorm gains flying.
0: Loses Flying.
All creatures blocking or blocked by Firestorm are destroyed at end of turn. When Firestorm attacks, all creatures that can block Firestorm must do so.
During your upkeep, Firestorm deals 4 damage to you.
3/6
"You only win if you kill everything. If you don't, well, it's still more fun to to win by killing everything." -Firestorm
OR
Firestorm
4RR
Legendary Enchantment
2: Firestorm deals 1 damage to each creature and player.
3, Discard a card from your hand: Destroy target artifact.
4, Sacrafice a land you control: Destroy target land.
Any player may play any of these abilities.
All blue creatures get -0/-2. No artifacts may enter play.
During each players upkeep, Firestorm deals 2 damage to that player.
2RRRR: Return Firestorm to your hand. Use this ability only during your upkeep and only if Firestorm is in your graveyard.
"High 580s today, with a -1% chance of rain."
5RRRR
Creature- Legend
When Firestorm comes into play, destroy all artifacts, all non-red creatures, and all non-mountain lands.
All red creatures get +2/+1, and any red spell that deals damage does twice that amount.
First Strike, Rampage 4, Haste.
0: Firestorm gains flying.
0: Loses Flying.
All creatures blocking or blocked by Firestorm are destroyed at end of turn. When Firestorm attacks, all creatures that can block Firestorm must do so.
During your upkeep, Firestorm deals 4 damage to you.
3/6
"You only win if you kill everything. If you don't, well, it's still more fun to to win by killing everything." -Firestorm
OR
Firestorm
4RR
Legendary Enchantment
2: Firestorm deals 1 damage to each creature and player.
3, Discard a card from your hand: Destroy target artifact.
4, Sacrafice a land you control: Destroy target land.
Any player may play any of these abilities.
All blue creatures get -0/-2. No artifacts may enter play.
During each players upkeep, Firestorm deals 2 damage to that player.
2RRRR: Return Firestorm to your hand. Use this ability only during your upkeep and only if Firestorm is in your graveyard.
"High 580s today, with a -1% chance of rain."
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DÛke
Guest
...Firestrom is an Enchantement.
Here's Sageridder, again, with P/T added this time:
Sageridder 4WB
Creature - Legend
XW, Tap: Gain X life unless any player pays X.
XB, pay X life, Tap: Draw X cards unless any player pays X.
When Sageridder is put into the graveyard from play, put Sageridder back into play unless any player pays 4.
3/4
Illust. Ron Spencer
.Here's Sageridder, again, with P/T added this time
:Sageridder 4WB
Creature - Legend
XW, Tap: Gain X life unless any player pays X.
XB, pay X life, Tap: Draw X cards unless any player pays X.
When Sageridder is put into the graveyard from play, put Sageridder back into play unless any player pays 4.
3/4
Illust. Ron Spencer
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Mordecai
Guest
I have made two versions of myself:
[CPA]Mordecai the Destroyer
1WB, Creature--Knight Legend, 2/2
First Strike
Mordecai the Destroyer comes into play with a {} counter on it.
T: Regenerate target creature without a {} counter on it and put a {} on that creature.
Richard, Healer en-Vec
3W, Creature--Cleric Legend, 1/4
Whenever Richard, Healer en-Vec has protection from any color, prevent all damage to you from sources not of that color.
Richard, Healer en-Vec blocks when able.
[CPA]Mordecai the Destroyer
1WB, Creature--Knight Legend, 2/2
First Strike
Mordecai the Destroyer comes into play with a {} counter on it.
T: Regenerate target creature without a {} counter on it and put a {} on that creature.
Richard, Healer en-Vec
3W, Creature--Cleric Legend, 1/4
Whenever Richard, Healer en-Vec has protection from any color, prevent all damage to you from sources not of that color.
Richard, Healer en-Vec blocks when able.
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terzarima
Guest
Hehehe I'll print me
Ademis, Silver Dragon
9 Legend Artifact Creature - Dragon
Ademis, Silver Dragon cannot be the target of spells or abilities. Prevent all damage dealt to Ademis, Silver Dragon. 2 Prevent all damage dealt to target creature. 2 Target creature cannot attack this turn
0/9
Pretty funny
Ademis, Silver Dragon
9 Legend Artifact Creature - Dragon
Ademis, Silver Dragon cannot be the target of spells or abilities. Prevent all damage dealt to Ademis, Silver Dragon. 2 Prevent all damage dealt to target creature. 2 Target creature cannot attack this turn
0/9
Pretty funny
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orangejuice64
Guest
Orangejuice64
Summon Fruit Bearer
3WW
2T:Gain 2 Life. OJ64 Does not untap during your next untap phase. You may sacrifice a creature to untap OJ64 during your upkeep.
"Sure, you can get some fruit from the tree. But it'll cost ya." ~Orangejuice64, to Squee.
Summon Fruit Bearer
3WW
2T:Gain 2 Life. OJ64 Does not untap during your next untap phase. You may sacrifice a creature to untap OJ64 during your upkeep.
"Sure, you can get some fruit from the tree. But it'll cost ya." ~Orangejuice64, to Squee.
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Baskil
Guest
Hrm, I've never thought about what I would be... how about:
Baskil, Wizard Adept 2UU
Creature - Wizard Legend
Baskil, Wizard Adept comes into play tapped.
U,Tap: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
2UU,Tap: Counter target spell unless target player pays UU.
0/2
(not too sure what flavor text would be)
Baskil, Wizard Adept 2UU
Creature - Wizard Legend
Baskil, Wizard Adept comes into play tapped.
U,Tap: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
2UU,Tap: Counter target spell unless target player pays UU.
0/2
(not too sure what flavor text would be
)
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sole specter
Guest
sole specter
legand specter
bbb
5/5
flying
BBBBBBBB sack remove al land from target players deck hand
and all other permants
oh god its all gone
legand specter
bbb
5/5
flying
BBBBBBBB sack remove al land from target players deck hand
and all other permants
oh god its all gone
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Namielus
Guest
Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégé
BBRR2
Creature - Evil Legend
This card cannot be countered by spells or abilities.
This card may not be the target of any spells or abilities.
Protection from Blue.
BB or RR take control of Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée if you own him, and player may play this ability.
If Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée is put in the graveyard or removed from the game, remove your graveyard and top 5 cards of your library from the game. Put Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée back into play
4/4
That might be a little to much but that is always up for debate.
BBRR2
Creature - Evil Legend
This card cannot be countered by spells or abilities.
This card may not be the target of any spells or abilities.
Protection from Blue.
BB or RR take control of Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée if you own him, and player may play this ability.
If Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée is put in the graveyard or removed from the game, remove your graveyard and top 5 cards of your library from the game. Put Namielus, Yawgmoth's Protégée back into play
4/4
That might be a little to much but that is always up for debate.
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Taka, The Eternal
Guest
Taka, The Eternal
1RRRR
2R, Tap: Deal 3 damage to target creature or player
Tap:Sacrifice a land to destroy target land
1/2
Taka, Golem of Vendet
6
RRR:Taka gets a +0/+2 counter
3:Taka gets +4/-4 until end of turn
4/4
Taka, Serra Paladin
2WWWGGG
2W:Taka gains protection from a color of your choic until end of turn
2G:Taka gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
3/3
What do you all think? Anybody have an idea for flavor text. If you want to know more about my characters go to http://www.mtgcraft.com/forum or http://duelin.homestead.com/duelinmain.html
1RRRR
2R, Tap: Deal 3 damage to target creature or player
Tap:Sacrifice a land to destroy target land
1/2
Taka, Golem of Vendet
6
RRR:Taka gets a +0/+2 counter
3:Taka gets +4/-4 until end of turn
4/4
Taka, Serra Paladin
2WWWGGG
2W:Taka gains protection from a color of your choic until end of turn
2G:Taka gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
3/3
What do you all think? Anybody have an idea for flavor text. If you want to know more about my characters go to http://www.mtgcraft.com/forum or http://duelin.homestead.com/duelinmain.html
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DÛke
Guest
...here's the flavor text I'd like:
"You are weak. I'm here to keep that way."
or
"I burn you, and burn your place..."
or
"How would you like to see what REAL flame looks like?"
or
"I'm here for one reason: your weakness..."
or
"I'm not evil, I'm just hot tempered..."
or
"You're strong no longer..."
or
"Do you want me to show you how much damage I could do? WATCH!"
There...
"You are weak. I'm here to keep that way."
or
"I burn you, and burn your place..."
or
"How would you like to see what REAL flame looks like?"
or
"I'm here for one reason: your weakness..."
or
"I'm not evil, I'm just hot tempered..."
or
"You're strong no longer..."
or
"Do you want me to show you how much damage I could do? WATCH!"
There
...