Every one is a dang Legend!

[KaVu_LoRd]

id be
summon allmighty pimping weed smoking all star high school football hall of fame sexual vanilla legend

[]D [] []V[] []D BBBGGG
3: put a " i just pimped your mamma" token into play
6: deal x damage to all oponents and gain x life for each opponent were x is the number of pimped mammas in play
pimped mammas cannot atack and ar 0/10
7:add 420 mana to your mana pool witch must be used to pay the pimp ability
PIMPay 420 to sacrafise a pimped mamma and smoke some weed and then []D[][]V[][]D may know atack and gets +4+1 and trample
6/9
" smells like fish eat a dish. smells like colougne leave it alone"

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[KaVu_LoRd]

another card i would be would be

?!?!?....the invisible WWWWWW
FLYING UNBLOCKABLE

MAY TAP AND USE ABITITIES THE TURN IT COMES INTO PLAY
CANNOT BE TARGETED, COUNTERED, OR DAMMAGED
BLANKETED EFFECTS DO NOT EFFECT ?!?!?...THE INVISIBLE
x: DESCARD X CARDS FROM top of OPPONENTS LIBRARY BUT LOOSE 1/4 OF X IN LIFE

TapUT A +1+0 COUNTER ON?!?!? THE INVISABLE

0/1

" What army you see infront of you IS the diversion"

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

Morrigan, Soulcollector 4BB
summon vampiric angel legend
flying first strike
tap: Morrigan, Soulcollector deals X damage to target player where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards
when Morrigan, Soulcollector enters the graveyard put a 1/1 soul token into play and return Morrigan, Soulcollector to the top of you library

"i am the essence of my master, i am the soul he does not have"- Morrigan, Soulcollector
2/3

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

technically you can do that, if you use Jolrael to turn your opponents lands into creatures, then eradicate one of them, if its mono color, they have no more lands


"the light is merely an illusion for those too timid to embrace the darkness"

 

[KaVu_LoRd]

my new set idea would be invisable cards ( non targetable) with 2 abilities.
1 reveal ability
2 unspell





SADE THE ETERNAL 7BBB

if opponent has no black or artifact permanents in play, and your life is below 15 you may play SADE THE ETERNAL for 6 less

unspell 5 [ you can only play this spell once
( target enchantment or enchanted permanent is buried)]
flying
first strike
trample
reveal ability( non targetable creatures can now be targeted by this creature)

BBB: destroy any creature in play and it cannott be regenerated
RRR: deal 3 damage to all opponents creatures and destroy one of your permanents
WWW: gain 3 life and tap all permanents you control
UUU: counter targeted spell
GGG: put 3 1/3 tokens into play

6/3



" screw their army! i will send them to my domain.....HELL!!!"

 

[MrXarvox]

Xarvox, The Little Black Dot 2BG
Flying, trample, first strike, cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
All damage dealt to Xarvox is reduced to zero.
BG: target player may target Xarvox until end of turn.
Protection from blue, red, white.
0/1

"what?"-- everyone

Or..

X, the Fallen 4WWBB
Flying
When X, the fallen comes into play, bury all creatures, lands, artifacts, and enchantments except for X, the fallen.
During your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on X, the fallen.
3/2

"the Virenkov fallen, the skies dark once more.. but the winds cold..." ---Xarvoxian Scriptures, The fall of Virenkov

Or...

Etzan Xarvox BRG
RR: deals 1 damage to any target
BB: Opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life
GG: Etzan Xarvox gets +2/+2 until end of turn
BRG: Destroy target nongreen creature
BBRRGG: Destroy all nongreen creatures
BBBRRRGGG: Destroy all plains and all islands.

"Strokes of lightning danced accross his body as He strode toward them. Their bullets were shattered around Him. He turned briefly to his Love and said: 'You might not want to see this'..."
---Xarvoxian Scriptures, Modern Prophecies




[Edited by MrXarvox on 10-20-00 at 03:35 PM]

 

[Zero]

Zero 1B
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control leaves play, sacrifice this card and put a black X+1/X+1 Zero token into play, where X equals the creatures power or tougness, you choose.

Does that make sense? Thanks!!!!

 

[Apollo]

Hm. If you have some way to sacrifice creatures (e.g. Goblin Bombardment), you can sac all your creatures, deal x damage to your opponent (where x is the number of creatures you control), and essentially bring all the creatures back with +1/+1. All for 1B!

This is because the triggered effects would go on the stack, one after the other. Therefore, it would trigger for each one of your creatures that died, and make a replacement for all of them.

Say you're playing B/R, and have this and a Bombardment, and 5 creatures. Sac all of the creatures, one after another, and deal 5 damage to your opponent. Then Zero triggers, and you have copies of all of these creatures, all with +1/+1!

Not bad, eh?