height - 6'0.0000
weight - about 150 lbs (i sure as hell look lighter)
hair - brown, greasy to my liking
eyes - brown but they turned green once
teeth - mint condition
speed - faster than light
favorite TV show - conan o brien
favorite band - slipknot (they were on conan once!)
favorite card - last-ditch effort
favorite set - urza's legacy
most expensive card - UNL lich