If you think I'm sane, than you truely have no knowledge about me

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Me, Sane? What a wonderful thought; IF only it was true

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I don't wear dresses, but, I do carry a pocket knife with me everywhere I go. I also carry a 12 feet chain in one of my pockets

. I have a "specially-desgined" 6 pocket pants. 2 pockets are at the waste, and the rest, are 2 on each leg: One on the knee, and one by the shoes. Weired jeans aren't they

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I carry a knife in one of them, my Magic deck in one of them, a 12 feet chain in one of them, assorted lock/tooth picks in one, and random objects in the rest: pencils, pens, notes, and all that.
So I AM NO WHERE NEAR SANE! I wish I was though! I can't help it

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