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So DÛke, Bob, Almindhra, and Ransac all proceed to the battle area, where The Master was taking over.
Along the way, they met Zadok and Istanbul, they were tryign to summong a Spirit of the Night to help them out...it didn't look like they were doing a good job:
Zadok: <attempting to summon the Spirit>Kaka lala bala lala, KABOOM!
The ground shook, and nothing happened. It was most likely a Greater Good spell.
Istanbul: We don't need to draw cards, Zadok! We need to summon the Spirit of the god dang NIGHT!
Zadok: but...but...
DÛke: <in pain> You stupid idiot! You don't summon the Spirit of the freakin' Night by yourselves! You need a lot of stuff to do <ouch> do it...<cries in pain>
Zadok: Is that a flower growing out of your head, DÛke?
Almindhra: It's a long story...
Istanbul: COULD YOU ALL shut up! What do you "need" to cast a Spirit of the god dang freakin' Night!
DÛke: <another "flower" was growing out of his ear> We need...<ouch>...um...all the Dukes...
Zadok: yeah, and?
DÛke: <ouch>...um...we need...um...that's it...just all the Dukes!
Istanbul: Um, we need all the Dukes to cast Sliver Queen you stupid piece of crap! Spirit of the Night requires Black mana ONLY...
Almindhra: Yes, and I have a lot of Black mana!
Zadok, Ransac, Bob: YOU DO?
Almindhra: Yes! It will cost ya though...<grin>
Zadok: What?
Istanbul: It will cost us nothing...
Istanbul gets out a big freakin' Final Fantasy kind of sword and attempt to scare the heck out of Almindhra for the Black mana...
Almindhra: Alright, alright! I'll give you Black mana, you stupid blue mage...
Almindhra releases Black mana from her hands, Zadok begins his little chant, and BOOM...a Spirit of the God dang freakin' Night was summoned.
Istanbul: SPIRIT, go on an hunt The Master! Don't come back without it!
Spirit: <weird, ugly voice> Yes, master.
The spirit flies over, being with First Strike, Haste, and Trample. It reaches The Master troops, and with ONE single plague breath, it wipes out most the army...BUT, The Master seems to be completely UNaffected by it. In fact, it seems like the Spirit HELPS The Master...
The Master: <out loud> FOOLS! Don't you know that Black, Red, White, Green, and Blue mana can't harm me! I suck all of that energy and it just makes me able to summon more Blastoderms on you all! <laughs like a stupid moron>
Zadok: What are we gonna do?
The Master: OH, and Artifacts don't harm me either...