CPA set: Via Ransac

[Nifallor Ruler of Kairon]

You probaly don't even know I'm still here, but could you make some room for a card of me??
I'll make a short history of my life as a 'walker.

homeplane destroyed by Phyrexians
revenge
failed
switchsides after other walkers destroyed Kaironia
doubts
builds Kairon
clones Kaironia

Something like that.

 

[Ransac]

New set list!!!!!!

K9Archmage, the insane(Promo)
MrXarvox(will be known as Tzyver)
Thallid Ice Cream Man
Zero
Teferi
Azeral the Soulmaster
Ramsac, Ransac's brother
Nifallor, Ruler of Kairon
Fuzzy510's magic(enchantment)

They will be posted by next wednesday.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Teferi]

[me] sits and waits for wednesday, he also sings a song[/me]

la,la,la,la

 

[Nifallor Ruler of Kairon]

I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set, I am in the Ransac set,

::takes 4 balls juggles and does some tricks::

(ps. I really can juggle with 4 balls a bit.)

 

[MrXarvox]

Yes, Tzyver will make his appearance in someone's set other than his own. This is good.

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

You might want to include TheFunkyNose in set 3.

 

[Ransac]

Unfortunately, I haven't had a lot of free time on my hands. I need one more day to think about the cards. New deadline is thursday.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

damn.....................................................................................................................................................................................
........................................................................................................oh yeah i gotta pick up milk

 

[Teferi]

[me] sighs[/me]

 

[Apollo]

I would like to be in the next set.

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

[me] sets up his tent, and begins to wait for ransac [/me]

 

[Teferi]

it's thursday...

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

yeah but who knows when he'll get here, better safe then sorry
[me]'s tent collapses on him and impales him [/me]
guess i spoke to soon...

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

[me] goes around attempting to sell ice cream to the devoted people waiting for Ransac to show his set[/me]

fuzzy: Hey, get away from me, beatnik!
[me]: "What's that????"[/me]
Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot: yOU dIE nOW!!
[me] reveals that ice cream cone is really a tiny gun [/me]

By the way, buy new Stalin's Choice Gourmet Coffee Ice Cream! It's prolerific - and I'm the only non-"Communist" guy who sells it!

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

okay......

 

[K9Archmage]

Fools! Do you truly want to turn your backs on the god of slaughter?

[me] mumbles some strange words that are kinda like this "bajority, eksay, bajority, kleeksah". Then a Death appeares and cuts everybodys heads off.[me]

Take THAT, Persephone!

Hoipa!

 

[Ransac]

Finally!!!!! NEW SET!!!!!!


K9Archmage, Clockwork Criminal***PROMO***
6
Creature-Clockwork Fiend Legend
When K9Archmage comes into play, search your library for an artifact an put it into play.
4/4


Tzyver, Creation of Xarvox
2BRG
Creature-Creation Legend
All creatures lose flying, first strike, and landwalk while Tzyver is in play.
3/3


Teferi, Lord of Illusions
3UU
Creature-Legend
U:Teferi gains flying until end of turn
UU: Phase out target permanent. Lose one life.
3/5


Thallid Ice Cream Man
4GG
Creature-Thallid Legend
G:Sacrifice a land. Put a thallid token into play that counts as a 1/1 green creature.
All Thallids gain +1/+2
5/5


Zero, Samite Priest
2UW
Creature-Samite Legend
T:Reveal the top card of you library. You may choose to put that card in your hand or put it into your graveyard and gain life equal to it's converted mana cost.
1/5

Azreal, the Soulmaster
5B
Creature-Reanimator Legend
When Azreal comes into play, remove all cards in all graveyards from the game.
BBB:Treat target card in target graveyard as if is in your hand. If it is a creature, bring it into play with a -1/-0 counter on it instead.
5/8

Ramsac, Annoying Fiend
WGR
Creature-Spasmatic Legend
When Ramsac comes into play, destroy target enchantment.
R:+1/+1 until end of turn
3/3


Nifallor, Ruler of Kairon
2BBU
Creature-Ruler Legend
BU, T: Destroy target non-black creature. That creature is then brought back into play under your control.
5/3


A Fuzzy death for Teferi
RRR
Enchantment
No permanents can fade in or out while this enchantment is in play.
RRRestroy a certain Blue Legend that phases things in and out.



Well, there it is. Sorry it took so long. I'll do better next time.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

wow i'm a damn good card........

 

[Teferi]

it tastes like chicken

 

[Teferi]

u know i like that title "lord of illusions" maybe i'll change my nick soon