CPA set: Via Ransac

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
With Duke no longer participating in CPA activites (god rest his soul), I have decided to try my best at making serious cards for CPA members in his absence. I will post eight at a time. Each will have a "promo" card at the beginning that will hopefully be broken, with the exception that they will all be legends. Please post if you want and what color(s) you wish to be.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Landkiller

Guest
Landkiller should be Red, Blue and Black!

I pity the fool that play White or Green, and I want to show them some hate, too!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
fuzzy510 should be a weird Red-Black mix with the ability: UU: Counter target spell!!!
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
So, everybody is trying to copy off of Dukey now? heheheheh. Mine should be an artifact or artifact creature that is incredibly broken and gives you the image of thousands of demented weasels flying around you!

Hoipa
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Alright then. I'll make K9Archmage the promo. And I'll be in the set, as a Red legend.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
hehheh, the demented weasel tricks always work.

Hoipa
 
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Darsh

Guest
Mine should be Black with a Blue or Red ability, but make the ability have some way to backfire and really screw over it's controller, here's a card FoR made for me a while back.

Darsh, the Wicked 1BB
Summon-Wizard
You may not play lands
Sacrifice a land: Deals 2 damage to target creature or player. That creature may not regenerate and is removed from the game, and its controller may draw a card. If you control a mountain, this card deals 4 instead of 2.
2/1

It's powerful, very powerful but it can easily backfire and make life difficult for its controller.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I'm including Duke as well. So here's the first set setlist.


K9Archmage (promo)
Duke
Ransac
Nodnarb24
Cateran Emperor
Darsh
Fuzzy510
Landkiller
Snapping of Fingers(an instant from my saying)

I'll have the cards posted within three days.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Please don't leave us hanging (Like DUke did, no offense to the dead guy).
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
I should be a 2/1 red/green/black creature with inviolability and T: each player sac's a land
and call me Tzyver
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I just realized something. Ransac is buried in a coffin.

(Confused? Read "Duke? Oh no not you" in the Off-topic section.)
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
That could explain his prolonged absence.

[me] is still blinking rapidly. Everyone falls onto the ground with seizures.[/me]

Hoipa!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
First set completed!!!!

****(PROMO)****

K9Archmage, Ransac's wicked apprentice
Artifact Creature-Clockwork Beast Legend
6
When K9Archmage comes into play, tap all land target opponent controls. During that players upkeep, tap all of the opponents creatures, lands, or artifacts, whichever that player has more of.

5/6

****(PROMO)****

Now the regular set:


Duke, the departed
Creature-Specter Legend
3BU
Flying
When Duke comes into play, return to each player's hand all artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands they control except for one of each.
The is no hand limit while Duke is in play.
When Duke deals damage to a player, that player must discard a card from his or her hand.
2/3


Ransac, CPA Trash Man
Creature-Trash Man Legend
3RR
R, T: Ransac deals 2 damage to any target
1R, T: Ransac deals 3 damage to any target
RR, T: Destroy target artifact
1RR, T:Destroy target land
3R, T: Ransac deals 4 damage to any target
3/4


Nodnarb24, King of Rats
Creature-Ratman Legend
4RG
Kicker 2X
When Nodnarb24 comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on all rats you control.
If you paid the kicker cost, you may put X 1/1 black rat tokens in play.
3/5


Cateran Emperor, master of all evil
Creature-Mercenary Legend
2BB
X, T: Search your library for a mercenary card with converted casting cast of X or less. Put that card into play and shuffle you library.
1RR: Remove target Rebel in target graveyard from the game.
2UU: Search through target player's library and remove a rebel card in it from the game. That player then shuffles his or her library.
2/3


Darsh, the demented
Creature-Wizard Legend
BBB
During your upkeep, lose one life.
When Darsh comes into play, lose 3 life.
3RR: Destroy target permanent. Lose life equal to that permanent's converted casting cost halved, rounded up.
UUU:Return Darsh to your hand
2/2


Fuzzy510, Wicked Maniac
Creature-Psycho Legend
1RRB
When Fuzzy510 comes into play, Fuzzy510 deals 2 deals to all creatures and players, except for this card.
UUU, T: Counter target spell. Lose 2 life.
1/4


Landkiller, Killer of Land and Other Things
Creature-Land-destroyer Legend
2RBU
When Landkiller comes into play, destroy target land.
Landkiller cannot be the target of spells.
1RRR: Destroy target land. Lose 2 life.
BB, T: Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
4/2


Snapping of fingers
Sorcery
RBW
Destroy target creature, land, artifact, or enchantment. It can't be regenerated.



That's the first set. I hope you like it.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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