Some cards were taking out for being "weird" at the momment, and some cards weren't mentioned in the spoiler are added in. Remember, if you're not in here yet, you WILL be, trust me. Enough boring stuff, and here:
Pie WW
Enchantment
Pie comes into play with 8 Pie Piece counters on it.
At the beginning of each player’s upkeep step, remove
a Pie Piece counter from Pie and that player gains X life,
Where X is the amount of Pie Piece counters left on Pie.
At the beginning of your upkeep step, if Pie doesn’t have any
Pie Piece counters on it, return back to owner’s hand.
“**Phyrexian Pie-Eater busts out a boom box, pie, punch, and Hostess Snack cakes** Lets get the party started!” –Phyrexian Pie Eater, from the New Members Forum, replying to the “New Member” MrXarvox.
Almindhraism 4BR
Instant
Each creature gains -3/-3 until end of the turn.
Destroy all creatures that count as Angels and/or Enchantress.
“I’m not jealous…just a little evil…” –Almindhra; one of Almindhra’s signatures.
Dukeism 4UB
Instant
Untap and gain control of target creature.
Gain control of all creatures that count as Angels and/or Enchantress.
“You ARE jealous…just a little in denial…”–Duke. Just made this thing up, replying to Almindhraism.
Istanbulism 4UW
Instant
Istanbulism was censored due to strong, inappropriate content; maybe next time.
“Um, the flavor text is also censored to due profanity.” –Hello? The person who said the quote is censored TOO you moron!
Sleepy UU
Enchant – Creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, that creature becomes a 1/1 creature until end of the turn.
“....Zzzzz” –Sleepy; his Blue nickname; also, what happens to Duke when he’s bored talking to Sleepy
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Ristik 1UU
Instant
Untap and gain control of target creature unless that creature’s control pays 1.
“Don’t you think it’s a bit too ‘Rhystic’, sorry, I meant ‘Ristik’?” Duke, making a Ristik
card just to show that he (Duke) cares.
I love Purple Girl 4W
Instant
Gain 10 life. If you control Blue and Red permanents, set your life total at 20 instead.
“Why is it when I have the Purple, I feel good? Because I love Purple Girl.” -Duke, desperate.
Gizmo-nian Wrath 6RB
Sorcery
Destroy all non-Land permanents if they are from Invasion
Destroy all non-Land permanents if they’re not of a “Rare” status.
“My Side of the Argument: Invasion of the Terrible.” –An Article by Gizmo in the front page of the CPA.
Lost Phoenix 1RR
Creature – Phoenix Legend
Flying
6: Shuffle Lost Phoenix back into owner’s library. This ability maybe played when Lost Phoenix is in a graveyard. Any player may play this ability.
3/4
“Do to popular demand, I'm gonna bring back the old phoenix in my sig (the current one is something I heard on the news, and couldn't resist). But I can't find it! It was in the original Ascii art thread, but I have no clue where it is. After much searching, I must appeal to you guys. Anyone know where it was?
Sorry to clutter with this, but I just can't find it. Grrr.” –A thread by Apollo in the “Testing Forum & User Requests”, undername: “Searching for the phoenix”.-One of Apollo's boring threads.
New Member 4
Artifact
Whenever a creature comes to play, choose a color. That creature becomes of the chosen color.
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/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech)” –Zadok’s famous “nickname speech”.
There! Finally! I have more, I don't have time to type them all in. Hope ya'like
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[Edited by DÛke on 11-10-00 at 04:07 PM]
