Battle To End Boredom

[Darsh]

I'm extremely bored! I want to fight someone, anyone so I won't be bored anymore. Everyone loves a good fight so join in!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I'm bored too!

[me]walks up to Darsh, grabbs his nose, and twists it, then ties it to a string thats tied to a door and rams a bulldozer through door and throws chip crmbs at Darsh.[/me]


Stil bored?

 

[Darsh]

Ahh...a simpleton to fight.

[me] grabs nearby wooden armadillo and knocks H-Mage unconscious with it, then grabs a marker and writes all over his face(Jigglypuff style)[/me]

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Jiggle Puff style?

Oh well.

Since I'm unconsieouse I can use my Tellekenetic powers.

[me]continues to throw chip crumbs at Darsh.[/me]

 

[Darsh]

Are these chocolate chip crumbs?

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Nope. Lays! Muaa ha ha ha!

 

[Darsh]

[me] grabs all of the crumbs and eats them[/me]

Yummy!

[me] sticks a swamp in H-Mages ear[/me]

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Ewww.....



I feel so dirty.





Any way...





[me]throws more crumbs at Darsh[/me]

 

[Darsh]

[me] puts smelling salt up to H-Mages nose causing him to wake up[/me]

Mabye now we can do something interesting.

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

Not each other. [me]gives boredom a swift kick in the marbles[/me] take that foul demon!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

But little do you know that I AM BOREDOM! Muaa ha ha ha!

I eat the smelling salts. They tasted good, like salt. Now I'm hyyyypppppereeerzaactive!!!!!!


YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


[me]starts springing from one wall to another[/me]

 

[Darsh]

Fiend!! You are my arch nemesis and you must suffer.

[me] helps PPE kick boredoms swamp-infested ear.[/me]

How can smelling salt make someone hyper anyway?

 

[Hawaiian mage]

[me]stops in mid air when he realizes what Darsh said was true, then proceeds to plumet from 20 feet in the air.[/me]

You really suck...

[me]get's kicked in the nilly wackers.[/me]



Ow..!

 

[dw51688]

I'm bored. Let's fight.

[me]kicks everyone but Darsh[/me]

[me]opens his vest toward Darsh revealing all different types of guns and knives[/me]

take your pick.

 

[Darsh]

[me] looks over the great selection of guns[/me]

How the hell did you get that rocket launcher into such a small vest?!?

[me] notices one very small gun, looks lie a pea-shooter, picks it up and reads it[/me]

"noisy cricket"

Hell yeah!

[me] aims the gun at H-Mage and fires, it hits him but it sends Darsh threw the post walls[/me]

 

[MrXarvox]

Mr. Xarvox pops in, watches.

I get the soul of the loser!

 

[Apollo]

[me]and his Orcs go charging into battle. The Orcs go charging right out of battle. Apollo chases his Orcs down and roasts a couple. He forces them to go back into battle. They proceed to annihlate everyone they can, mostly each other. Apollo, furious, calls off his troops in order to regroup and better organize his army.

 

[Darsh]

[me] fires noisy cricket into the middle of the Orcs, orc parts go flying all over the place.[/me]

 

[The Raven]

[me]quietly sneaks up behind Darsh, and shoots him in the back with a flaming tribble. He then quietly sneaks away.[/me]

 

[Darsh]

:Feels tribble hit back of head:
:Watches Raven try to sneak away:
[me] spins around and shoots the Raven on the back of his head[/me]
:Raven fries in the following explosion: