A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

"KRIKIES!!!!!!!!!!!" exclaims Ransac.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Looking in a different direction, Oversoul didn't notice Ransac was about to collide with him until it was too late.

 

[Spiderman]

"Methinks this is going to hurt," thought Oversoul right before the collision. And indeed, it did. Very much.

 

[Ransac]

Never one to panic, Ransac bravely wets his pants.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul rolled away when he noticed the tree walking toward Ransac to renew its assault.

 

[Spiderman]

"Perhaps I can reason with it?" thought Ransac as the tree loomed closer.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

"Quit grabbing my roots! Why do you think it's okay to grab my roots?" cried the tree, moving as if to grab Ransacs...root.

 

[Ransac]

Ransac appears as if he is going to ATTEMPT to explain himself, but then (upon noticing Oversoul) hatches another brilliant plan of escape.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Surely this plan would not fail.

 

[Ransac]

The valiant hero (that's Ransac, to all of you) points in the opposite direction, running away when the tree looks that way.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Unfortunately, Ransac forgot a crucial step in the success of this plan: to turn his head away from the direction he was pointing, so as not to trip over another root whilst making his escape.

 

[Ransac]

Very predictably, Ransac trips over the root and proceeds to roll down a nearby hill.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Watching from a distance, Oversoul elected not to pursue Ransac down the hill.

 

[Spiderman]

X-rays, discarded from a nearby hospital and forming a huge pile, broke and softened Ransac's tumble.

 

[Ransac]

"YES!!!!!!!" exclaims Ransac, having escaped all of these disasters relatively unscathed.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Zadok002 was waiting at the bottom of the hill.

 

[Ransac]

Always perceptive, Ransac asks Zadok002 what he's done to Zadok001.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

But since Zadok002 was a crazed killer, he attacked Ransac with a meat cleaver rather than answering the question.

 

[Ransac]

Courageous as ever, Ransac kicks Zadok002 in the nuts and, once again, runs away screaming, wondering why all of these strange events keep happening to him.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Dangerous rapids blocked Ransac's escape.