A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

VVery cautiously, Ransac prepares a flatulence large enough to eradicate a large nation of weevils.[/B]

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"X-cellent!" smiles the weevil leader. "He missed the next letter after W so the flatulence plan failed!"

 

[Ransac]

Yelling and screaming, Ransac curses as he realized his backwards alphabet plan didn't work.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Zipping by in a Deloran, a passerby saw Ransac's predicament and saved him.

 

[Ransac]

As Ransac asks who he is, the passerby starts up the Flux Capacitor.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

But at that moment, Theorgg stepped on the vehicle.

 

[Ransac]

"CRAP!" exclaims Ransac, who leaped out of the car in time to not get squished.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Doh!" said Theorgg.

 

[Ransac]

Even though he he startled by the sudden appearance of theorgg, Ransac manages to triumphantly retreat into a nearby forest.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Free for the moment, Ransac leans against a large tree to rest for a spell.

 

[Spiderman]

Guess what happens next?

 

[Ransac]

His weight against the tree causes it to fall on a nearby cottage, leaving Ransac curious enough to see if the (former) occupants had any money.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Instead of money, Ransac finds a bag of jewels.

 

[Ransac]

Just at that second, the residents of the cottage (who happen to be Istanbul, Killer Joe, and some Nightstalkers) return and find Ransac hold the bag of jewels.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Killer Joe exclaims, "Ransac? Is that you?"

 

[Ransac]

Little did Ransac know that Killer Joe was merely distracting Ransac while the Nightstalkers snuck up behind him.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Meanwhile, Oversoul was following Ransac's trail, and about to catch up with him.

 

[Ransac]

Nightstalkers are ready to attack Ransac, when Istanbul (for SOME reason) tackles Killer Joe and Oversoul runs into the path of the charging Nightstalkers.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Ouch!" exclaimed Oversoul, upon running into Nightstalkers.

 

[Ransac]

Perhaps it was the sudden threat of danger that Ransac decided that, while everyone was fighting amongst themselves, now would be a great time to escape.


Ransac, cpa trash man