A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

Yearning for the chance to be the one to finish Ransac for good, Ted Kennedy charged Ransac and began pummeling him.

 

[Ransac]

"Zounds!' exclaims the rest of the Democratic Party, after staring at a very inebriated Ted Kennedy pummel an innocent chair on their attack vessel.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

As Ransac used the opportunity to sneak away, Oversoul arrived in his zeppelin and fired a water balloon at him.

 

[Spiderman]

"Blast!" Oversoul exclaimed as he watched Apollo intercept the water balloon and pop it.

 

[Ransac]

Catastrophe seemed imminent as the Democratic Party's attack vessel appeared in the horizon and fired several blasts.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Deciding that he was outgunned for the moment, Oversoul jettisoned his water balloon cannon and loaded a rocket launcher onto the zeppelin's turret.

 

[Ransac]

Even THIS would not be enough to stop the destruction soon to be caused by the DMP, but Oversoul knew this would at least stall them.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Gaining a slight advantage through the use of his rocket launcher, Oversoul took the opportunity to outmaneuver the Democrats and spray them with machine-gun fire until the Republicans arrived, at which point he made a hasty retreat.

 

[Spiderman]

Having made the decision that the political party vessels were the greatest threat, Apollo sliced through each one with the speed of light and using his admantium-tipped beak, destroying both and leaving the fray to just the CPA members.

 

[Ransac]

Free of the political parties and during his hasty retreat, Oversoul's vessel is severely damaged by the destructivce force of a skipped letter "F".

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Going back to check on the damage, Oversoul doesn't notice his ship crashing into Apollo until it is too late.

 

[Ransac]

His awareness to the impending doom accurate, Ransac heroically runs as far away from the coming-explosion as he can.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Instead of escaping unscathed, as he would have hoped, Ransac is caught in the explosion.

 

[Ransac]

Just when you thought everything was going to go array, our Ransac accidentally slaps his butt cheeks, inverting the universe in the process.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Killer Joe became a dragon, Oversoul was translocated thirty miles below the surface of the earth, Spiderman became Manspider, Istanbul became Nightstalkers, Nightstalkers became Istanbul, The Orgg emitted massive amounts of radiation, Apollo still exploded, Zadok002 turned invisible, the forest was surrounded by fourteen bottomless pits, Ransac's arms were replaced by flyswatters, Oversoul's zeppelin transformed into a lightning elemental, and it started raining men.

 

[Ransac]

Like all previous times beforehand, Ransac holds his breath and slaps his buttcheeks (with his flyswatter arms), causing the universe to revert back to normal with the following changes: Killer Joe is not wearing socks or underwear, Spiderman is now wearing the Black Venom suit, Nightstalkers and Istanbul have traded places back to their original bodies but are now somehow in Constantinople, Theorgg is still emitted massive amounts of radiation yet it all comes from his rectum, Apollo is now a bucket of the Colonel's Secret Recipe, Zadok002 is not invisible but he is naked and falling off of a nearby cliff, the bottomless pits/forests are now Tabernacles at Pendrell Vale, Ransac's arms are back to normal with a dead weasel in each hand, Oversoul's zeppelin has popped and plummets to the ground,........and Oversoul is in the drive thru at Checkers.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Moving away from the others, Ransac doesn't notice Oversoul's zeppelin and trips over it.

 

[Ransac]

Now became the time when Ransac cries over how much his toe hurts.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul returned from Checkers--this time without any food.

 

[Ransac]

Putting on new socks and underwear, Killer Joe remembers that Ransac owes him $20.


Ransac, cpa trash man