A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Even in the midst of fear, Ransac manages to snap his fingers, causing Zadok002 to wear black clothing that is 18 sizes too small.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Finding himself in black clothing that is much too small, Zadok002 is too distracted to slice Ransac's head open properly, and simply barrels into him, causing both parties to tumble into the rapids.

 

[Ransac]

Gushing waters roll past Ransac and Zadok002 as the two are seperated by a fork in the river.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Hardly able to keep himself from being battered by the rapids, Ransac didn't notice the giant bird until it swooped down and lifted him into the air.

 

[Ransac]

It was at this moment that Ransac realized that the giant bird was his good friend Apollo, who had come to save Ransac from the evil impersonator.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Jeering triumphantly at the figure of Zadok002 as they passed over him, Ransac was unaware that Oversoul was now pursuing him in a zeppelin.

 

[Ransac]

Killing Ransac was the only thing on Zadok002's mind, Oversoul's mind, Killer Joe's mind, Istanbul's mind, the Nightstalker's mind, the Democratic Party's mind, and so forth and so forth.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Luckily for Ransac, Apollo did not desire to kill him too.

 

[Ransac]

Maybe it was the fact that Ransac owes Apollo $20, as well.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Nightstalkers set a clever trap for Ransac.

 

[Spiderman]

"Only incredibly bad luck on my part or incredibly good luck on Ransac's part will he escape," muttered Nightstalkers as he set up the trap.

 

[Ransac]

Piles of Four-Leafed Clover are what Apollo and Ransac land in.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Queerly enough, a net enveloped them as they landed on the clovers.

 

[Spiderman]

"Ransac! I'll get us out of this!" called Apollo as he cut holes in the netting with his beak.

 

[Oversoul]

Seventeen Nightstalkers jumped on Apollo and fought to hold him down.

 

[Ransac]

That was when Ransac started to bribe the Nightstalkers with Spirit of the Nights and the trio that brought them out (for they were in hid back pocket the whole time).


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Usually, the Nightstalkers would have accepted Ransac's offer.

 

[Ransac]

Vicious thoughts of eating Apollo deep-fried style were clouding his mind.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

While Nightstalkers was busy battling this dilemma, the Democratic Party was hard at work on their own scheme to capture Ransac.

 

[Ransac]

"X-rated material is luring away our voters!!!!!" said a random senator, referring to Ransac's presidential campaign (Ransac/Monkey 2008) that promises to give monkey fetish porn to all who voted or him......if he wins.


Ransac, cpa trash man