Hey, Cateran Emperor!
In D&D, the Chaotic Good Planeborn isn't Coatl.
It's the Eladrin.
Anyway, K, I don't review large quantities of cards, sorry. But I can write them.
Motivate B
Sorcery
Sacrifice a creature. Untap all creatures you control.
Chaos Receptor 2
Artifact
1 : Tap target artifact.
All creatures gain haste while any artifact is untapped.
1 : Untap target artifact. Only your opponents may activate this ability, and only while Chaos Receptor is tapped.
Deal 1U
Instant
Shuffle your library, and reveal the top seven cards. Each player selects a card, and places it either on top or the bottom of your library, in turn order. When there are two cards remaining, put one in your hand, and remove the other from the game.
Follow W
Instant
Two target attacking creatures are treated as though they had banded this turn.
Grow G
Sorcery
Put a forest from your hand into play. Draw a card.
Deception UU3
Enchantment
Play with your hand revealed.
UX, Remove your hand from the game : Draw X cards. X can be no greater than the number of cards in your hand.
"You only imagine surety"
Reversal of Fortune R4
Sorcery
Until end of turn, whenever a card would go into your graveyard, flip a coin. If the flip is heads, return it to your hand. Choose a red card in your graveyard. Shuffle it into your library.
Eternal Staircase
Legendary Land
Any player may remove the top five cards of thier library from the game to remove Eternal Staircase from the game, then return it to play.
Whenever Eternal Staircase leaves play, all creatures on Eternal Staircase return to play, tapped.
1, T : Remove target tapped creature from the game. Put that creature on Eternal Staircase. Play this ability as a sorcery.
Shadow Fiend BU2
Creature - Horror
Flying
If Shadow Fiend attacks and is not blocked, you may choose a creature card in your graveyard and return it to your hand. If you do so, Shadow Fiend deals no combat damage this turn.
3/3
Absolve W2
Sorcery
Remove your hand from the game. Gain 4 life for each white card so removed from the game. Gain 1 life for each other card. If Absolve is in your graveyard, you may remove it from the game during your upkeep and pay W2. If you do, draw two cards.
Bwalkan's Monks WUB
Creature - Clerics
W , T : Prevent 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
U : Untap Bwalkan's Monks.
B , T : Deal 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
3/3
Bwalkan, the Founder 2UUWB
Creature - Cleric Legend
UU4 : Draw a card.
W , T : Bwalkan gains protection from any color.
U : Untap Bwalkan.
B , T : Destroy target tapped creature.
3/5
Treasure Map 2
Artifact
2 : Flip the top card of your library face up. If that card is a land, put it into play.
Volatile Brew R
Sorcery
Target creature is destroyed if no lands are untapped. That creature deals damage to it's controller equal to it's converted mana cost if it leaves play this turn.
Resignation U1
Enchant Creature
Gain control of enchanted creature. If enchanted creature has a power greater than two, return it to it's owner's hand.
Simulate U
Sorcery
Name a card. Discard a card at random. If you would discard the named card in this way, instead play it for free, treating any cost of X as zero.