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*Everybody is beating the heck out of each other, until they all suddenly are wearing black clothing* All:No. It.......can't be!!!! *Ransac walks in* Ransac:My turn. *Ransac snaps his fingers. Everybody is now in possession of a nuclear warhead and detonator. Ransac smiles as he walks into...

Nice deck. Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer is D. Congratulations to all the have won. To win, you must have correctly responded to each question. *Ransac then realizes that there are no winners.* Dang. Well, then, I WIN!!!!!!!!! Better luck next season. It kicks off the day after the Superbowl. Ransac, cpa trash man

I love wrestling. And I would find you more Steve Blackman, who was recently stripped of his hardcore title. But, that's not why. I don't find you as ignorant as Al Snow. Ransac, cpa trash man

MOSH PIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac prepares for battle. He puts a bandana on his head, straps ammo around him, loads up on weaponry, a knocks over a table for use as a shield.* INCOMING!!!!!! *Ransac tosses a molotov cocktail, a.k.a. lightning bolt, at a random individual. That individual is...

I don't know who you are, but welcome back, potter!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

One week until voting booths open again. Think really hard about who is a superstar. Ransac, cpa trash man

June 8th

Sure. Okay, 6 spots open and Azreal will be the non creature card. Ransac, cpa trash man

I have trodupoo, the magic midget dance and sings songs while I play, everytime win, he does the macarena. Everytime I lose, he poops his pants. Ransac, cpa trash man

Everybody, Have a happy Ransac new year!!!!!!!! AND, have a happy CPA real new millenium!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't read articles, so the only writer's work I'm familiar with is mine. Does that mean my favorite writer is me? Ransac, cpa trash man

I'll finally post. After DUke has been arrested, Ransac and Bob stare at each other. Bob: Look, you CAN'T arrest me. I'm the king. I'm your father. And I have these. Several troops appear behind Bob and smile. Ransac then thinks about it. Ransac: I...........see your point. Then, what am I...

Hmmm. I'll include Istanbul in the next set then. Set 3 is taking applications. Only 7 member spots open and one non-creature member-related card open. Istanbul is already chosen. K9Archmage, would you like to be promo again? Ransac, cpa trash man

Ah, a New Year's Eve party with K9Archmage and Ransac. What could be more harmful for the mind. *Ransac slap his buttocks, like K9 did, and Yoo-hoo falls from the sky, not in bottles* Ransac, Cpa trash man

All right. Here is the low down. A mechanic is an ability that needs one word to describe it(i.e.:flying, trample, kicker, echo, etc.) Each standalone set contains one new mechanic that has never before been seen and will never be used in any set after it's three set cycle is over. New card...

Umm, okay. Sure. I won't do anything wacky. And, *sigh*, no snapping of fingers. Ransac, honored to helped write a story with others. Ransac, cpa trash man

However, I am tempted to write a storyboard of my own. Heh-heh-heh-heh. Ransac, cpa trash man

It's their thread. Let them do what they want. I appreciate the vote of confidence, but honestly, if I helped, we would see more tap-dancing monkies than the actual story. Ransac, cpa trash man

How about this Magma Burst 2RR Enchantment During you upkeep, Destroy target land you control and target land your opponents controls. If you can't do both. Sacrifice this enchantment. Ransac, cpa trash man