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    You fart too much

    My brother forgot to log out when he last wrote and that last reply was SUPPOSED to be from me. Is still stand by my shout that I am not RaMsac and that my brother is an insane poo-too head. Just one of the many inconviences of living in a house with another CPA member. Ransac, cpa trash...
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    Is Mainstream Magic possible?

    So you're saying that playing this game won't bring me closer to satan? DANG!!!!!! *Ransac takes off his black clothes, throws the card away, and steps out of the pentagram he's been sitting in.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Lazarus

    Hmm, are you Zadok001? Ransac, making a blind guess
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    it's the teferi kills every1 show

    *Ransac takes full advantage of the inverted universe thing as his snaps his fingers. Teferi is now wearing a yello ut-ut underneath his clothing.* Teferi:What in the heck is an ut-ut *Ransac then punches himself, and Teferi feels the pain. Ransac keeps punching himself and Teferi is almost...
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    2nd Season of W.W.T.P.T.B.A.M.

    The answer is C Question 13: What have all the answers been so far? A:the answers B:monkey splapper C:snilloc D:a jar of almonds E:wrestling midgets Ransac, knows completely well that there are 5 choices
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    w/g rebel geddon

    hey, nigel, Why not put some artifact mana in it. Think about it. Rebels need mana to activate? And after you armageddon, rebels are just creatures. 3 elves won't cut it. Also, you need crusades. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Istanbul's Trivia Contest, Rd. II!

    Are you kidding? I already won. And I never played? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Counterburn cards

    How about this. Spore Blast UUG Instant Counter target spell. Put a 1/1 Saproling token into play that counts as a green creature. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    You fart too much

    T.I.C.M? Why shouldn't he talk to me? Are you saying that I am a bad influence on newbies? Are you saying that I reek of onions on a hot winter night? Are you saying that my shoelaces are untied? *Ransac looks down and realizes that his shoelaces are united. He ties them* Oh, um, thanks...
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    Stardom time again. CPA SUPERSTARS!!

    Spoken like a true superstar. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Oh, how unlucky you all are

    Hey! NEW THREAD TO KILL TEFERI!!!!!!! *Ransac takes a snake and shoves it in teferi's mouth. Teferi then dies.* Not really. Y'know, we sould be concentrating on kiling my brother. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    card

    Let me try at a card. Wide Eyed Grin BR Instant Target creature gains +2/+1 until end of turn. That creature also gains haste. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    IMPORTANT QUESTIONNAIRE: Article Standards

    MY opinion 1:no, this site was created for casual Magic players, however, by all means, that doesn't mean that you can't post threads about other topics. 2:If it goes with the topic on Magic the article is posting, yes. 3:When there are more than people care to read about. I'd say if there...
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    best card

    Hmmm, that's a tough one. But the best, in my opinion is an Invasion card. Urza's Rage Ransac, cpa trash man
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    IT'S THE KILL FUZZY510 SHOW!!!!!!

    Me!!!!! *Ransac, who just cast lightning bolt on fuzzy510 in the last reply by K9Archmage, descends from the sky. A halo appears above him and he grows wings. Fuzzy510 starts to scream "NOOOOO!!!!!!!". After several minutes, Ransac takes his fake plastics wings off in order to beat fuzzy510...
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    2nd Season of W.W.T.P.T.B.A.M.

    The answer is C Question 12: Who likes porn *someone whispers to Ransac* Oh that was on the last season? well then Question 12: Who likes monkey porn? A:You do B:I do C:They do D:We do Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Stardom time again. CPA SUPERSTARS!!

    Umm, don't sue me. I was the first to vote for you. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    card

    What's up, nigel? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Let's put it to a vote.

    You are doing a fine job. Don't let that thread get you down. Just because you let an article go through that others thought sucked doesn't mean You suck! I mean, I'M the one who wrote the blasted thing in the first place. Stay................................or die. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    IT'S THE KILL FUZZY510 SHOW!!!!!!

    *Ransac casts Reanimate on fuzzy510. Fuzzy510, now back to life, is swearing up a black storm because of it. Ransac casts humble on fuzzy510 and proceeds to play soccer with the little bung. Ransac passes fuzzy510, the soccerball, to.........* Ransac, cpa trash man
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