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*Ransac, still disappointd that no one loves him, remembers that until this match is over, Ransac holds the CPW Championship belt and must use that to his full advantage.* I didn't get this belt by being sneaky and underhanded. *Ransac then remembers that he won it from Darsh when Darsh...

*Ransac hurt his head while being thrown out.* Ow. Nobody loves me. Ransac, cpa trash man

Only on Saturdays. Trust me. It's not permanent. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes that's right. Your's truly, Ransac, has won his first War Room FNM tournament last night, the prize being a foil, promotional Jackal Pup. I was playing a deck that all of my friends said was not good enough and it needed to be changed to win. Boy, I proved them wrong. Here's the deck 4...

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Years of planning and research are all down the drain, no thanks to YOU, Spiderman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little does he know that that plan was a cover up for me to steal all of the raisens in the world!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

The only one I know that hasn't been answered is 5. 5: Rukh Egg was the first errata'd card due to the fact that players would play second and discard it during their 1st turn. By the text on it, it became a 4/4 flying creature. Officials realized this and decided to give it what was an...

Spidey's a player? Who would've thought? Oh wait. Probably everybody. Ransac, cpa trash man

*With everybody somewhere in the scuffle, Ransac decides to slow things down.* Punishment reign!!!!!!! *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody is wearing black clothing that is 25 sizes too small. Some people pass out from the pain, the others are screaming from it. Ransac then takes out his...

I'M SORRY, WILSON!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, wrong movie. Bye, Bye, Birdie!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, enough monkey-spanking. *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody, except Ransac, is now wearing black, leather clothing that are 18 sizes too small.* That should make for an interesting brawl. Ransac, cpa trash man

Have fun, spiderman. Little does Spiderman know that while he's away, I will steal all of the cookie crisps. Ransac, cpa trash man

I like to watch Jackass. Ransac, cpa trash man

Is Dementia still alive? Ransac, cpa trash man

I agree with the masses and have to go with Awakening. Plus, I liked the card, too. Ransac, cpa trash man

I know someone that plays the Ukulele. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes, you lost you match. The final is currently between Dementia and Volrath's Bane. Please interfere in anyway you wish. Ransac, cpa trash man

Well, at least I wasn't close enough to say that "YOU SCREWED ME BY 2-3 PTS. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!" I completely forgot Morphling, didn't I? Ransac, cpa trash man

I have never been so insulted in my entire CPA life! Check the resources, Gizmo. R/B decks HAVE been dominating limited format tourneys as of late. True, they are not as dominant as they were when Invasion first appeared. And true, I was doing some wishful thinking with the Domain decks, but I...

~silence, the sounds of silence, peaceful silence~ Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs in and hits urzassedatives on the back of the head with a toenail.* You want a fight? You got it! Sick 'em, polky!!!!!! *A 2'3 midget runs in and attacks urzassedatives by throwing mushrooms at him. Urzassedatives casually kicks him in the nuts.* Hmmm. It seems you need a bigger...