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I like mongooses.....er, mongeese.....er, mongeeses........er, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! *Ransac runs and hides in his pillow fort.* Ransac, cpa trash man

The Flight of Dragons was one of my favorite movies growing up. I would still watch it today. Ransac, cpa trash man

BOO! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac snaps his fingers and his eyes grow back. Ransac then sees blood on VB's hand and starts to signal for the bell, but realizes that it's just the blood from his eyes being poked out.* Hmm.... *Ransac throws Eladamri a chair.* You know what to do with it. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks in wearing a California Raisin suit.* OH YEAH!!!! I heard it through the GRAPE VINE!!!! Oh, sorry. Welcome! Okay, enough hardy-har-har. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the foyer (That's just a cool word, because it's pronounced fo-yay). Also, here's you...

*Ransac jumps.* Ransac, cpa trash man

First in line? You're going to have to beat up a lot of magic and D&D nerds(and I mean that in a good way) to keep your spot. Arhar: I've been in line for twelve hours and need to use the restroom. Save my spot? Nerd: NO WAY!!!!!! YOU LEAVE THE LINE, YOU LOSE YOUR SPACE!!! Ransac, cpa...

shag carpet kicks @$$. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac's ghost, who is being sent a new body from "It's YOU NEW BODY DELIVERY" Store, realizes that he should've danced the peppercorn instead.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is fed up waiting for someone to reply that he wields his referre power to turn the match into a first blood match.* And remember, the match only ends when I post that I see the blood. Ransac, cpa trash man

Words of wisdom is I ever heard them. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac decides that since eveyone wants to play doctor, he should, too.* I'm the doctor. *Everybody cringes at the idea while Ransac snaps his fingers and is now wearing black doctors clothes, yet they are suprisingly the right size.* Hey, I finally got it right! Okay, the easiest way to...

Happy birthday, you pomptuous, loud-mouth, unwashed, pervert(or something like that)!!!!!! artifact: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! I cam here for an arguement!!!! Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse. *Ransac points to the desk header that says office of abuse.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wonders what Azreal just just, but it doesn't matter. Ransac dances the gorgonzola and Azreal is now a red pepper and MrXarvox is now a pile of Lincoln Logs. Ransac thens continues to make his triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, making a triumphant retreat from his battle with MrXarvox, runs by Whimsy flaunting past works of..............um, work.* j/K Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac then realizes that this battle is pointless, seeing as how he already won it and has the trophy.* YEAH!!!! So there!!! *MrXarvox jumps on a trampoline and doesn't look that impressed. Ransac then realizes that a new battle has started and dances the pigeon. MrXarvox is promptly, and...

Hmm, have you tried the macarena? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, who is now brought back to life due to a false demise enchantment, gladly accepts the trophy and jumps onto a mongoose to flee the scene. Ransac, cpa trash man

Usually, I turn at a 90 degree(how do you make the circle thingy?) angle. However, some I turn them 270 degrees the other way:D. Ransac, cpa trash man

I agree with Istanbul. Let the poor man work at his own pace and stop nagging to him about this! The man DOES have a life besides the CPA you know. *Crickets chirp.* Sorry, nevermind. He doesn't. LET THE CREAM CHEESE RESCUE THE DAMSELS ON THE MOUNTAIN OF SODA!!!!! *There goes Ransac again...