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*After the spectacular performance, Ransac attempts to asks Evan_Mann a question. After twenty of no response, Ransac realizes he has been talking to a trash compactor by mistake.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Bubbling Spam works. It melts robots, doesn't it? Ransac, cpa trash man

WOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo. Ric Flair is in the WWF!!!! Not only that, but Jerry Lawler is commentating again. Ransac, cpa trash man

Why not sing a song of sixpence, and a pocket full of rye? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is standing outside someone's dressing room waiting to ask a question. Spidey, a little tipsy but still coherent, walks by.* Spidey: You know, Ransac, that's the broom closet. I know, just practicing. Ransac, cpa trash man

Shove towards hazards: Frenzac casually attacks in a head-on collision. Unfortunately for P.S.D., Frenzac is too close to the ground to be caught by the blender and goes right under it. Frenzac then catches PSD's wheel axle with the magnetism, uses the cylanders to raise it just enough so the...

Can I get a more accurate description of this Penguin-shredder before I fight it? Is it like a regular household blender just with wheels? Ransac, cpa trash man

I WANT TO FIGHT, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac complains about being smacked, yet gets another idea for a question from the process.* WOO-HOO!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer, without a shadow of a doubt, is *: The fly swatter. Question 8: Who looks like Tony Hawk? A: Your mom B: Zadok001 C: Apu D: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Physique Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac gets his reporter suit on, anticipating the time when the winners are announced and he gets to ask them stupid questions.* *Ransac is now practicing.* Excuse me, sir, are your pants too tight? Yeah, that's a good one. Ransac, cpa trash man

What's up, Mr.P? Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm in. Bot Name: Frenzac Shape: Flat-retangular bot with wedges on all sides that barely touch the ground(biohazard, anyone?). Weapon(s): five cylanders that pop up from the top, preferably used when this bot is underneath another bot. Also, top can be magnetized so that it may carry...

Hello, Trip. *Ransac commands the Monty Python knight and commands it to scream "charge!" in three differen english accents.* Ransac, cpa trash man

The correct answer, of course, is G: Jon Bon Jovi. Question 7: If water runs downstream, were have all the flowers gone. A: The ball game B: The strip club C: Little girls D: A magic tournament Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac nods his head in agreement and signals for the bell, because maraud has been frozen in time for a while.* The winner of this match.....and STILL CPW Champion..........VOLRATH'S BANE!!!!! I suggest to keep challenging people to fight you vb. Ransac, cpa trash man

I have no oinking idea what the oink is going on here. I just like to oink! I don't cuss any more. Spiderman can testify to that. I just say oink. Spiderman gets a kick out of when I do it myself. Ransac, cpa trash man

D-BACKS KICK BOOTY!!!!!!!!!! DOWN WITH THE SPANKEES!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer, of course, is C: Question 6: Do you know the muffin man? A: The muffin man? B: THE MUFFIN MAN! C: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane. D: All and none of the above. Ransac, cpa trash man

I apologize for my lack of questions. The answer, obviously, is E: A jar of almonds. Question 5: What is the proper way to introduce someone? A:Welcome B:Qelcome C:I STOLE ALL THE CHEESE!!!!!!! THE LOVELY, PINING CHEESE!!!!!! D:Grapefruits and flies Ransac, cpa trash manh