Supafly
2GB
Flying
B: Regenerate
Whenever a creature becomes tapped, put a "Watch that guy rhyme" counter on it. Creatures with "Watch that guy rhyme" counters on them do not untap.
During each player's upkeep, that player must remove one "Watch that guy rhyme" counter from a creature.
0/1
*Ransac, still wondering what VB was pointing at, looks back at the action.*
Come on! This isn't dirty fighting!!!!! This is wussy fighting!!!!!
I want to see some low blows(I technically didn't SEE it) and some chair shots!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
P.S. VB have you checked your PM's...
Unfortunately, I can't e-mail John'. I can't PM him either, so I'll just wait until the end of this Award ceremony to ask him a question.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Yes you did kill him!!!!!!!! LOOK!!!!!!
*Ransac points to the dead body of the Mickey Mouse actor.*
I have a hand puppet just like that!!!!!!! It really isn't Mickey Mouse.
Ransac, cpa trash man
*Unfortunately for Isty, a train track was placed on the stairs to the stage and Isty is obliterated by a speeding bullet train.*
Now, to ask Griff a question.
Ransac, cpa trash man
*Ransac runs to the job listings and it shows that there can be only ONE trash man.*
And I had it copyrighted, so nyah!
*Ransac goes to pick up the trash underneath his seats.*
I do need an assistant, though.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Perseid
2UR
Instant
Select target card. If that card's controller controls a black card, destroy it. If not, gain control of it until end of turn(if it's a creature, it's does not gain haste).
Ransac, cpa trash man
*sniff* I'm so touched that someone used one of my gimmicks in an analogy.
Okay, time to sue you.
*Fifty lawyers run up to Insane_Penguin and serve him subpeonas.*
Have fun.
Ransac, cpa trash man
*Paul Heyman walks in.*
GORE!!!!!!! GORE!!!!!!! GORE!!!!!!!!!!
*Paul Heyman walks out.*
I'm penalizing both participants for excessive use of the letter E. You must each choose a second weapon to fight with as your punishment.
Ransac, cpa trash man