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"Brats!" the manager of the arena exclaims, referring to the audience. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'd rather be hairy. Smell is the strongest sense tied to memory. Plus, I don't know how long it would take to wash it out, but a HUGE haircut will take care of the other problem. Who wants to be a millionaire? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac has been successfully smashed......... .....However, a meteor appears to be heading towrds orgg.* :D Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac regains consciousness just in time to see orgg pissing all over Oversoul. Ransac rolls on the floor, laughing his OINK off, crying because of it, while milk shoots out his nose.* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (and so forth)... *Ransac regains his bearings, wields his lead rabbit...

Granted! The popularity of this thread on the other board soars and hits 20,000 replies in one day!!!! However, the vast overload of posts in that period of causes that board's server to crash. The electrical interference caused by the crash causes several satellites to change their courses to...

You step three steps to the left. There's a mime sitting behind you. He smiles and stuns you with a taser. You wake up at his apartment with no pants on. You wish that a meteor would land on you.............. but it doesn't. :D I wish that I had every superpower that the members of the...

Imiprimine Ransac, cpa trash man

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" cries the bloodthirsty crowd, waiting for the fighters to do battle. Ransac, cpa trash man

No, this was all just in some sick kid's head. Isn't it wierd how fast these threads can grow when two posters are on simultaneously? Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! Your tub of Nitroglycerin arrives via Fed-Ex, being delivered by a relatively new delivery boy named Frank. He tries to carry the tub into the house by himself, but the weight is too much and the tub spills over the entire foundation of the house. Meanwhile, some neighborhood brats are...

Or at the very least will smell as bad as the kobolds.....who did smell.......bad. Ransac, cpa trash man

Zilch Ransac, cpa trash man

What a splendid idea!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

One contrived of while it's parent's were high. But, wouldn't you believe that when they got off their high, they'd change the name to something sensible? Ransac, cpa trash man

*William, the cyber-bacon, is still sizzling and Ransac is still unconscious. Meanwhile, Theorgg is blinded by the naked, flaming Oversoul.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! However, your hovercar is hit by a meteor while sitting in your driveway. You call the insurance company to file a claim on it, but they are promptly hit by meteors, as well. You decide to write a letter to the CEO of the insurance company, but the mailtruck is hit by a meteor as it...

Void Ransac, cpa trash man

Unexcusable, if you ask me, train. Ransac, cpa trash man

....OR, perhaps let the story continue? :D Ransac, cpa trash man

Actually, I prefer K-Mart.......no. Not really. What DOES the "K" in K-Mart stand for? Ransac, cpa trash man