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*Spiderman, reading a newspaper in the coffee shop, takes a sip of his coffee and checks his watch. Plenty of time to kill before he has to be, wherever he has to be. He leans back in his chair slightly and glances out the window. He notices a rather large flying object off in the distance. And...

*Ransac decides to be nice and casts Ertai's Meddling on the Extinction, where X=18 posts.* hee-hee-hee. I love the Rath Cycle. *Then casts animate land on Oversoul's City of Brass (with Oversoul still in it) and Flings it at Spiderman, who is sitting in a coffee shop about 5 miles away.*...

*Ransac pushes the Singed Theorgg (still covered in BBQ sauce from prior) into the fray of Nightstalkers.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Singe on Theorgg.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac decides to do what he does best......... TRIUMPHANTLY RETREAT!!!!!!!!!! Fortunately, his retreat has him run right through the arguing Nightstalkers, distracting the Flesh Reaver in the process.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*As Ransac looks over the bill, Ransac's Polar Kraken squishes Nightstalker. Ransac then casts Rebound on Oversoul's fling, redirecting the Dreadnought at him.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Wurst Ransac, cpa trash man

I just found out what "Walker" was. Turns out that artist names appear in the orb, too. Kev Walker if what that refers to. Ransac, cpa trash man

Risen Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmmm..... interesting Walker: 13 Flying: 42 Unblockable: 3 Trample: 7 Vampire: 2 I intrigued as to what "Walker" will be. Ransac, cpa trash man

Everyone else, however, was crushed beneath the falling implements of destruction. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac enchants BFM with Rancor and sends him lumbering into the city. While lumbering away, The BFM's earring fall off, leaving a Polar Kraken and a Phyrexian Dreadnought behind for Ransac to command.* Nah, not cool enough. *Ransac LIGHTLY snaps his fingers. The Kraken and the Dreadnought...

*Ransac decides to summon something, pulls two cards out of his pockets at summons..... ....BIG FURRY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The 99/99 has hit the field!!!!!!!!!!* Ransac, cpa trash man

You haven't died, yet? I mean........ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!(someone follow up on that cyanide order I placed)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May MANY more follow! Ransac, cpa trash man

Closely paying attention to wind resistance and........ stuff, Spiderman starts web-spinning likes he's never done before. Ransac, cpa trash man

Torn (DODGEBALL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't know Do I LOOK like a fish monger? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, still running frantically from the Flesh Reavers, bribes Nightstalkers (with the "Spirit of the Night" and the sac/trio) to do something about the reavers of flesh.* Ransac, cpa trash man

At this point, Spiderman knew that he had to save his friends......especially Ransac, who owed him $20. Ransac, cpa trash man

Thwip! Ransac, cpa trash man